If you’re sending someone to Sheetz you have to tell them how sizes work there Because a “normal” mozzarella sticks is like 5 And a “large” is genuinely I think 18 This is bigger than my hand
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He slash they because I’ll never be him… 🔞 26 Doing stream stuff at twitch.tv/sprisk_
Think I need to try some rounder frames for my glasses… I’ve done the squareish rectangle ones for years, not my favorite
It’s really telling that the BMI chart has like 4 categories for being overweight but just 1 underweight Noticing…
I don’t want to go to bed at like 9pm But I really enjoy early morning weather The temp between 6-8am is the best it’ll be for the whole day
Da pizza place put me on hold and I can hear 3-stooges sounds in the background It’s been 3 minutes
Teeth can be so temperamental “Oh I’m gonna skip brushing just tonight, it’s a bit gross but I’m exhausted I’ll floss/brush when I wake up tomorrow” One single time you do this and your teeth are like “16. 16 new cavities :(. Because you fucking hate us.”
I’m Witcher pilled because I only play 1 game at a time and I go ALL IN but I really enjoy how they give you a job in this particular RPG Usually you’re just some dude armed to the teeth doing favors, but witchers canonically just do this, Geralt is at work
I hate that the losers who use “AI” because they can’t stomach having to put effort into their Will share articles about AI (the stuff used in medicine that has little to do with the technology they use daily) helping with early detection and prevention and they’ll be like “SEEEE? aye Eye is best.”
Men are incredibly simple if you want to hit it just buy him McDonalds
GTA 5 was on the Xbox 360 btw A console that out of the box had like half a gig of RAM GTA 4 came out just 5 years prior, same console generation It has been 13 years since GTA 5, and it’s gonna make your console/PC sound like a plane taking off 100%
Work was my worst nightmare today being sent on a quest going down the street to different restaurants and bars in search of green olives for drinks And one place had them buried in their fridge and they gave them to me for free
“Check out ‘my’ game, all it took was 1 prompt, 900 tokens, and $600.”
What if the balls were on top and the penis was below
Little identifier on all art to show I AM aware I KNOW what I’m doing I KNOW who’s beneath me And I LIKE it
This ingenious Kobold created a jock strap by combining a lace, a pair micros with full body smothering fetish, and a jock strap The micros are bound together by their limbs, making 1 wedged between the kobold's ass crack, while the other is bound to the cleavage between the backpack and cock
Happen to be rewatching game of thrones & replaying Witcher 3 and just came to a shocking realization for the first time Emperor Emhyr is talking “… wait… Tywin??”
The likelihood of a shrunken friend being lost in your asscrack is low But never zero… It’s honestly not even that low It’s high
It somehow only occurred to me today that the reason we keep having companies make robots that are shaped like humans, despite that being a super inefficient shape (we would know) Is so other companies can keep selling tools and equipment… for the robots… Kill. Me.
I wish I could hotswap professions to get away from the most obnoxious people on earth “This company saved $100,000 this year by destroying 4 families and implementing NRD onto their SST pipeline, and adopting TritonC5 workflow permissions” Just meaningless words-
I am consistently amazed every time I go back to the Witcher 3 By just how ASS the combat is Like it’s the same dog-bite combo attacks you’d see in souls games, without i-frames, and with a hitbox that is just the entire enemy plus a cube infront of them Still love the game but god… so bad
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I’m ready to commit to the Witcher 3 again And this time, I’m really gonna try and learn how Gwent works Or rather, how to not hate it so bad…
How did V actually transport Hellman like this? Did they just sit on his back?
