a threesome is a great way to get to know somebody you’ve been meaning to talk to more
My cat comes so close to saying actual words sometimes but the word is always something like "myyahck"
I'm in the place they based Hellraiser 2 on (the Eaton center)
Tough lookin dude with gold chains and aviators in the waiting room, his phone goes off and he has a Rush song as his ring tone. I stiffle a giggle. He answers. "Hi Mom". Chat I came so close to bursting out laughing
why do people want to do gender wars but trans. stop that
Once again my desire to quit weed brushes up against my desire to not feel nauseous for the first 4 hours of the day
I did it! I went to the gym! I even used the women's locker room and nobody cut my head off!!
on Saturday I walked along the beach and I squatted in a shadowy corner to take a piss cuz it was a long walk and let me tell you I UNDERSTAND CATS cuz squatting down and blasting a hole in the sand with a jet stream of Girl Piss straight from the vagina feels good as hell
Ppl love to joke about Toronto only having 2 seasons, frozen winter hell and then 2 weeks of literal hell, but y'all are forgetting the elusive third season: Swarm of Wasps
Woke up this morning, shit myself some pants
RIP Tony Soprano you would have loved Doug Ford
I remain hopeful that Bernie Sanders can win the 2016 democratic presidential primary
repost if you think “creeping on anime girls” is woke
Went to bed at 10pm, awake at 630am, what is this strange new shlingus world (I have a downtown medical appointment at 9am is what 💀)
traveling is fun and all but i miss my bidet
I forgot I wasn't wearing underwear and was like "damn my underwear feels like a pussy"
Gamers really had the perfect medium to share tips and tricks (GameFAQs) and they threw it all away, and for what.... 8minute videos that you have no way of knowing will even answer the question????
Trying to find a solid workout routine online is like trying to find a good recipe, every single fucking website u gotta scroll through endless paragraphs extolling the virtue of squats or whatever like bitch I KNOW that squats are good for me
This week on "Trying to impress the writers at my job", during my weekly meeting with them the principal writer sent me a DM saying how hilarious a bunch of SFX work I did was (which was the intention) & how much their team was cackling over it 🥹🥹🥹 I'm a hero and everyone loves me 🥰
We need more apps that have group chat capabilities. Up to 100. There's not enough apps that let me fire off a message to 100 people in one go
We need to raze silicon valley to the ground fr
Bluesky@bsky.app · yesterdayUpdate: group chats can now host up to 100 members.
I actually did it, I fell asleep at 8pm and got out if bed 830am, woke up at 6, spent 2.5 hours cuddling my cat while I slowly woke up. I feel well rested and fresh, the summer of crashing out and feeling sorry for myself is over. This week I'm getting a gym membership. Health goth era imminent
girl from sprite company@sprite-0fficial.bsky.social · 2d agoI am going to bed, good night!
Ten years ago I overheard some teens pronounce Ouija board as a "wee-jee" like shorthand for waluigi and I was so chuffed I haven't stopped thinking about it