i’m bored. if this gets a hundred likes i’ll post pussy

there were a few things i was looking forward to doing this weekend and the weather is beautiful outside and i've just been lying in a bed which now resembles basecamp at the foot of Used Tissue Mountain

it’s weird when the worst of your illness fades overnight and then you wake up the next morning like “huh. what was all _ that_ about”

Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026) dir. Jane Schoenbrun

M Sipher@msipher.bsky.social · 6mo ago

definitely have not seen enough nsfw art of canadarm

i have been unable to stay awake for longer than ten minutes at a time all day

i have reached the point of being sick where i have come to believe that this is an affliction sent by God herself as punishment for my many failures as a human being

simply love, as a covid-cautious lesbian, to see an article whose primary intent and effect is "look at these freakish losers" generate so many clicks

i had a social thing tonight i was really really looking forward to and now i can't go because i woke up with a cold

oh no

to recap, if trannies reclaim slurs to talk about ourselves that's a ToS violation, but when salivating blue wave liberals one-handedly type "enjoy the camps" at us that's a-ok

jules@awawa.pics · 4d ago

tranny banned on the tranny webbed sight for saying tranny #FreeSaraSocial

sometimes i think i fucked up by switching to this career since the tech industry is corrupt and the job market in it is collapsing, but then again the same is true of my previous industry, so

i don't know what's going on outside today, i run one little errand and someone walking their bike tried to wheel it into me, another guy punched me when i was getting on the subway (not hard, i'm fine, it was just weird)

i'm in a discord with some former co-workers and one of em is in orlando at universal and everyone's enthusing about the fucking boy wizard theme park rides it's a real "i'm standing right here, assholes" kind of moment

i often worry i'm letting Team Transsexual down by being mid

i'm very excited there's a new china miéville out but i really don't know if my brain works well enough any more to read a 1,200 page novel

on the bright side i went to a funny little walk-up window that only sells gnocchi and i bought a little five dollar thing of gnocchi and i sat in a park in the sun and ate my gnocchi

went through an intersection and the crossing guard looked kinda like leland palmer and i considered just backtracking and jaywalking a block away instead

ok, i think we're finally getting past the part of geats where the concept is just "what if the main kamen rider was actually kind of a dick"

going to sprit halloween, not for costume reasons, just to get a fall wardrobe refresh

with some regularity, my therapist would cancel our sessions at the last minute because they were ill; the last time, they just never rescheduled and i never reminded them. that was months ago. we just stopped meeting. i think that means i'm cured of my various traumas and neuroses now

tomorrow is another day [threatening]

ska priest, somberly: pick it up pick it up (ska pall bearers hoist up coffin)

xavier: the only way we can stop magneto is to suck his dick... but he's a hundred feet in the air! gloryhole, the mutant who can create small portals anywhere on earth but only next to human penises: it's ok, professor. i used to want to be normal, but now i see i was meant for more than that

getting sad while doing laundry bc this is probably the last time i’ll have to wash my bikini for a while

yeah

Werner Herhog@skeletongirl.northsky.social · 2w ago

i think i take too many pictures of myself

hi gm i got bitten by a mosquito four times in the night and woke up at 2:30 because i was itchy and could not get back to sleep and now i feel like shit anyway how are you?

i think i take too many pictures of myself

We're all spiraling and it's all about different things but also a lot of the same things

.csv stands for Crazy Sexual Vagina. and brother you know i’m separating them values