I didn’t get off the waitlist for DDR World at Storm so I’m earning my boomer card and practicing for Extreme Pro 🤠 It is actually insane how much harder this game is after not touching it since middle school lmao

There are so many things that I think seem fun or I’d really enjoy if not for the fact: 1. I am an insanely sweaty (full-body) person and have no ability to regulate my body temperature 2. I get anxiety/claustrophobic in crowds of people 3. Item 1 is directly exacerbated by Item 2

Picked up a weed strain called “special ops” and now can’t stop mumbling to myself “smoking on that pack that made my opps special”

No way, they have tohou in code veronica

It's really, really hard to be a defender of weirdos and outcasts when people be showing up to your hobby doing shit like purposefully upskirting themselves with the dance game fans to reveal they are wearing a diaper

how lucky am I to be alive at the same time as the desktop computer, hatsune miku, dance dance revolution, and the volkswagen golf GTI

Put the wrong directions in the GPS now I’m at Round 1 Killing & Dismemberment

Getting your hand blown off by the Shark Pedo

Just realized I am the same age as porter robinson.. feeling talentless!

Accidentally smoked some kid with the bathroom door at the gym while he was taking a mirror selfie

Bonebone died don’t talk to me

There is nothing more powerful on this earth than a Horse Girl and a DDR Boy

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Reasons I should not be allowed to work in an office: listening to my coworkers laugh heartily at a story about drowning a rat and being filled with unbridled rage to the point I am shaking

I'm going to learn how to hakken in secret until I'm nasty with it and then just bust it out randomly one day and everyone will be like "damn he's movin"

🦇 Commissionssss 🐒 B&W sketch $35 Colored sketch $50 Colors + line work $90 Fully rendered $150 (Additional characters +$20/$40/$80/$100 each) I will do human, furry, pet portraits, fanart/original, ref sheets, NSFW negotiable. DM w/ email or discord if interested 🩷

unfortunately I was not going to pay $36 to renew moron dot info after paying something like ~$3 for it, so back to a normal handle it is

There's really no grey area in my life the last couple weeks: I had a couple of the Worst Days Ever, a long weekend of the Best Days Ever, and returned to The Absolute Worst Days Ever

Me being in SF for the start of pride month

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I planned on spending my memorial day finishing chores, packing for my trip weds night, and then playing some dance games at home But then my water heater decided to flood my basement!

RE2 remake: ✅ RE HD (Steam): ✅ RE0: dnf (yet) RE3 Nemesis (classic/rebirth): ✅ Gonna do RE4 OG next. I started enjoying the classic fixed-angle style after playing RE HD, so I definitely wanna go back eventually and play RE2 classic/rebirth too. 3make and RE0 are on the "when i feel like it" list

Not a single FPS of the era is better than Half Life and any other opinion is objectively wrong. That is all

miku expo was so fucking awesome. my life is so awesome

My IT career goal has always been to move into a back-end position where I'm not dealing with users or people in general all day, which I've accomplished - but I kind of feel like a photographer in WW2 when my colleagues and boss are dealing with people and tickets all day

My miku expo shirt has arrived

I may have had to be in Minnesota for the last week for work but the mall of america has provided a lot of quality people-watching and I got to meet queenshellspinner so it kinda evens out

just fell to my knees finding out that sk8 his are $80 (eighty! !dollars) now

Generally speaking, taking a phone call in a public bathroom is psychotic. Taking a phone call while you’re shitting is downright sociopathic