I miss Howard “the fink” finkel when contestants were announced “making their way to the ring” #SummerSlam #WWE

Imagine being triple H, having learned how to successfully push a talent and build stories under the greatest wrestling promoter ever and when you take over the reins you serve up constant Roman Reigns matches. #WWE #Summerslam

Really enjoying my first day as chief tech person on the Arsenal streaming app...

If anyone knows anyone who “works” on the Arsenal app, could you tell them to fuck off and stop telling me the first half has begun

I hate it when people swap my chocolates without me knowing! It really gets my Snickers in a Twix

Didn’t this guy tweet he fought ghost at night once? Now he’s getting all trembly at the knees because someone is screaming. @dieworkwear.bsky.social I’d be screaming too if my cell mate was wearing capri pants and no socks

Andrew Heenan 💚@bsky.heenan.net · 2w ago

Proof that exTwitter is not in this world:

For those of you that ever wondered what scares the shit out of him: #FabFord

Argentina taking the loss well!! It’s almost as if Spain hadn’t heard how much they paid Infantino

love them or loathe them, there's one thing you can't deny about the Argentinian football team: they're a bunch of cunts

Nico Williams caught in two minds there. The two minds were jewards #FIFAWC

“After review the referee has given 5 minutes time, onfield decision overruled we play until Argentina score”

Wayne Rooney saying it like it is re: #FIFAWC half time show. “It was crap”

Anthony Barry for England manager please. Fuck Tuchel off.

Rice is neat we want huit

Keithy@metalgiroud.bsky.social · 3w ago

France are wank, we want cinq

Declan Rice man of the match so far #FRAENG

Rogers choosing a bizarre Chelsea side who aren’t in Europe over Arsenal who are defending champions and have been in three title races recently shows you he’s all about money.

Not scared of anyone but refuses to hold surgeries

Seán MacGabhann@seanmacgabhann.bsky.social · 3w ago

He is rattled But it feels like people have backed off and are now allowing him him to bleat at will He is on the ropes. Finish him

Starting my own medical health care business. Why?? Because I’ve found a niche

Not even a proper word Wordle 1,852 5/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I have dived into the ocean from the top deck of a boat, i have been used as a stepping stone for someone to get back on a banana boat then getting dragged by the same boat, i have seen my brother stabbed in the back literally by a Stanley knife,

@therestisfootball.bsky.social on @netflix.com just did an englands best all time xi and refused to include Tony Adams as even a contender. Absolute disgrace.

For someone born and raised in my manor of Tolworth (his bff and hairdresser was my next door neighbour) Declan’s mastery of the English language leaves a lot to be desired.

Worse ways to spend a Sunday

BBC radio 4 still letting Jon Culshaw do Alan Bennett impressions

Ledley King on the absolutely terrible Managers Podcast has just compared Jude Bellingham with Dele Alli.

Do NOT buy kit from @arsenalfc.bsky.social direct They’ve taken two payments out of my account for one order and are now not answering the phones because of the World Cup!!! Ridiculous for such a huge club. Also over £100 order for “free delivery” and it turns up like I ordered it from eBay

Nigel Farage “I don’t like questions about my finances, or scrutiny” Also Nigel Farage “I’m going to hold a by election where I am going to get asked loads of questions about my finances”

Football justice is served #UMNT you don’t make Faustian pacts without them having severe repercussions just ask #TottenhamHotspur. Bye bye

Merino comes on, gets silva a yellow card and scores the winner. Dream performance for our man #PORSPA

The hypocrisy is clear. Arteta did for Arsenal against city what Tuchel did here and got pilloried. Now Chappers, upson et al glazing him because he played defensive football.