" Oh bet! " Perking up.

" Yeah, Yeah. " Looking off to the side, impatient.

" Hmm. . ? "

You can try. ( woe. giant nut be upon ye. )

Oh yeah?

Aaand just flipping to said page.

You don't wanna know what these nuts can do to you, Wade.

" Oh! Yeah. " She's grabbing it, setting it in front of her and opening it.

You really wanna go up against me? The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl?

. . . Booooo.

Be terrified.

Yup. ( pointing to the last person whose pelvis she shattered. )

( proceeds to do such. )

Ever seen a lady crack a walnut with her butt?

" Totally, totally. Tippy-Toe's always making me turn her pages too. "

Eh, something like that.

" Well, alright. Y'all need help. . . getting the books? "

WOMP.

" Well, wanna go find 'em? "

" Sure. Why not? "

Doll@rsndoll.bsky.social · 10mo ago

"Значит, вы подтверждаете, что сделаете это?" Translation: So, you confirm that you will do this?

" Ah. . . that'll do it. "

" Don't think I heard that one before, but if 'ya say so. " Shrug.

Doll@rsndoll.bsky.social · 10mo ago

"Хорошо, значит, вы меня поняли. Да, именно это я и сказал. Это старая русская пословица." Translation: Okay, so you understood me. Yes, that's exactly what I said. It's an old Russian proverb.

" So how'd you end up all. . . widdle? "

" . . . Ohhhh. Y'know in hindsight, I should have guessed. Yeah. . . "

" . . . who are you, kitty? "

" Gonna be honest, I thought you said you wanted me to sit on you or something. "

Doll@rsndoll.bsky.social · 10mo ago

"Я не знаю, это ошибка перевода или вы просто невежественны." Translation: I don't know if this is a translation error or if you are simply ignorant.