whistling his theme song, swinging along.
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@webheadthwips.bsky.social
๐๐ง ๐๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ง๐๐ฅ๐ง๐๐ ๐ช๐๐๐ก ๐ ๐ช๐๐ฆ ๐๐๐ง๐ง๐๐ก ๐๐ฌ ๐ ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐ข๐๐๐ง๐๐ฉ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐๐๐๐ฅ. . . Nessie | She/They | 18+ | https://MDNI.
sheesh, what's with so many people trying to steal flowers today? i know they're expensive, but this is ridiculous.
Hm. . . what am I gonna do about Saturday.
that superman guy is pretty cool
" Woahโ! " He shot a web to a nearby wall, holding on tight so he's not sucked up. " Y'know, I don't think I got your name! I wanna say. . . The Jokester? Most of the other clown names are already taken. "
ใใใซใฏใ@wishes-of-control.bsky.social ยท 7mo ago- *Until he finally stops in the middle and...* "ฬดฬออฬขฬฏSฬตออฬฬaฬธอ ฬyฬถฬฬ อoฬดอ ฬฬณnฬตอฬฬอaฬถอฬฏฬ อrฬถอออaฬตอฬชฬฬฐ.ฬทออออ"ฬธอฬฐอ *He violently splits into two! as a BLACK HOLE appears! thankfully not AS dangerous as a real one, but who knows what would happen if Spidey's caught in that!*
" A little thing I call my Spidey Sense. Now. . . " As he was speaking, he thwipped toward Marx. Flying toward him and swinging a heavy punch to him. ๐๐๐ผ๐โ!
ใใใซใฏใ@wishes-of-control.bsky.social ยท 7mo ago*Waiting... waiting... and.. UP HE GOES at high speeds from the ground!* *But... he missed? how!?* "You... dodged my attack... I had you RIGHT IN MY SIGHTS! HOW DID YOU AVOID IT THAT EASILY!?
" Hey, webs can do a lot more than you thinkโ! " As he watched him dive below, Spidey waited. Waiting to anticipate him and dodge out of the way. " Though, it would be nice to be a FlyingโSpiderโMan. "
ใใใซใฏใ@wishes-of-control.bsky.social ยท 7mo ago"Is that ALL you can do? shoot webs and toss things WITH said webs! I pity you!" *Marx vanished before the object could hit, but he doesn't reappear...* *In fact, looking down... something's chasing Spidey from under the ground!*
. . ! ๐ฏ๏ธ On instinct, the arachnid hero would jump out of the way to dodge the cutters with a back handspring. " Y'know, I think you should cut that out! " Looking around nearby, before pulling an object close by, and toss it with a webโ!
ใใใซใฏใ@wishes-of-control.bsky.social ยท 7mo ago"HAHAHA!!! I can entertain this for sure! Just try to keep up!" *Marx smirked, vanishing and re-appearing behind the webbed menace, before launching some cutters at him!*
" Huh. Remind me not to introduce you to Norman. " A stretch. " Alright, get your butt kicked it is. "
ใใใซใฏใ@wishes-of-control.bsky.social ยท 7mo ago"I've got a BETTER trick, webhead..." *Suddenly, the jester vanished, reappearing in a form with wings, bigger fangs, it's just a different mood entirely to his normal form...* "ฬทHฬธoฬถwฬด ฬธaฬถbฬตoฬตuฬทtฬถ ฬถaฬต ฬตsฬตpฬทiฬทdฬตeฬตrฬถ,ฬธ ฬทfฬถiฬทgฬตhฬถtฬถiฬตnฬธgฬต ฬธaฬธ ฬธcฬตlฬดoฬตwฬถnฬท.ฬธ.ฬท.ฬท ฬตaฬถnฬดdฬด ฬทbฬทeฬทiฬดnฬทgฬต ฬดcฬตrฬตuฬตsฬทhฬทeฬธdฬด ฬธhฬถoฬดrฬถrฬธiฬดbฬดlฬทyฬต ฬทiฬธnฬถ ฬธtฬธhฬธeฬด ฬถpฬตrฬดoฬธcฬดeฬถsฬธsฬถ!ฬธ ฬทGฬทyฬธaฬธhฬถaฬธhฬตaฬดhฬถaฬถ!ฬต"ฬถ
" Well, it's either gonna end up one of two ways. You show a guy fighting a tiger or something, or I kick your butt. I'd say go ahead. "
ใใใซใฏใ@wishes-of-control.bsky.social ยท 7mo ago"...Do you reeeeeally wanna find out?" *He's slowly floating up, chuckling* "Because I'd LOVE to sฬทhฬดoฬดwฬต ฬธyฬถoฬตuฬธ ฬทtฬตhฬตeฬด ฬถmฬตoฬถsฬถtฬต ฬตsฬตpฬดeฬทcฬธtฬตaฬตcฬดuฬทlฬดaฬดrฬท ฬทsฬธhฬดoฬตwฬต ฬถyฬตoฬดuฬด'ฬถvฬถeฬต ฬถeฬดvฬตeฬดrฬด ฬทsฬดeฬดeฬทnฬธ!ฬต ฬถoฬทnฬธeฬท ฬตcฬถaฬทnฬต ฬทeฬถvฬตeฬดnฬธ ฬธsฬดaฬดyฬถ ฬทiฬถtฬถ'ฬถsฬด ฬตtฬทoฬธ ฬทDฬถIฬทEฬด ฬธfฬดoฬธrฬต!ฬด"ฬถ
" Oh! Do you have a bear riding a unicycle? At the very least you gotta have a balancing act of chaos and destruction. "
ใใใซใฏใ@wishes-of-control.bsky.social ยท 7mo ago"Don't need 'em... never will need 'em..." *The jester sighs, and yet his smile doesn't vanish...* "Even so, I guarantee you haven't seen someone like ME before... with all I can do, I could be a travelling circus of destruction and chaos!"
" I've met a lot of people. Got a good intuition about this sort of stuff. " A shrug. " Y'know, if I were you, I would'a wished for some legs. "
ใใใซใฏใ@wishes-of-control.bsky.social ยท 7mo ago"Hm, lucky you! you actually guessed on the first try!" *Marx laughed, he likes this guy already!* "If anything you've made me curious, where have you heard such a thing like that before anyhow? SURELY you've faced something that wanted or even was granted such a wish!"
" Lemme guess. More than what you appear? I wanna say. . . Wished for ultimate power. "
ใใใซใฏใ@wishes-of-control.bsky.social ยท 7mo ago"Hmm... fair enough... so long as you're not testin' such out... I suppose you can keep being curious..." "...Just know doing such would be a gฬธฬฬฒrฬดฬฬฒaฬตฬอฬvฬตฬฬกeฬถฬฬฬปอ ฬทฬอฬฎmฬทฬฝฬฬฬiฬธฬฬฬงsฬตฬฬฅฬtฬทอฬอฬaฬถอฬฌkฬทฬฬณฬeฬธฬฬอฬก.ฬตฬฬฑอ.ฬธอออฬ.ฬธอฬ got it?"
If you see this post a Spider-Man Art by Kohei Horikoshi (Deku is directly inspired by Spider-Man, specifically)
Mugiwara-Lucy@democracynerd2024.bsky.social ยท 7mo agoIf you see this post a Spider-Man
" Well, depends on who you're asking. 'Cause then Jonah would be a criminal. Can a guy not be curious about the puntability of someone? "
ใใใซใฏใ@wishes-of-control.bsky.social ยท 7mo ago"Ooh! now that's a new one! how exquisite!" "And... is that a threat? But I haven't even done a single thing wrong in your presence... less you count calling your quips trash a crime!"
" Usually showing up uninvited is my thing. That doesn't explain the staring. "
Disney@parodydisney.bsky.social ยท 7mo ago๐ญโI asked you first, so....โ
" Hey, my quips are great. Wonder how far I can punt this little soccer ball. "
ใใใซใฏใ@wishes-of-control.bsky.social ยท 7mo ago"Ooh! I'm SOOOOO scared!" "Yeah, I'm scared your HUMOR is really lacking! maybe that's your super power! makin' lame jokes that people have already made to me in the past!"
