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Anyway, it’s my 50th birthday today you workshy set of bastards. Going to drink pints and eat chips. Like every other day.

The Guardian@theguardian.com · 14h ago

Rage Bait Fish On

ALT: Rage Bait Fish On

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I’ll admit it: I’ve cycled through red lights. But Britain’s traffic laws are to blame, not me | Simon Jenkins

The boiler at the house in Ireland seems to have landed here after the Chernobyl explosion.

Qagggy!@qagggy.bsky.social · 17h ago

I have never loved anyone as much as this woman.

UK transit nerds are next level.

stabilo @stabiloffc.bsky.social · yesterday

The best thing about being in Ireland.

Ireland seems streets ahead in the #C&MistheGOAT stakes. Such variety!

stabilo @stabiloffc.bsky.social · yesterday

Shoutout to whoever landed the ‘plane I was on earlier, possibly a 12 year old competition winner as it came in like a rocket and bounced twice.

Stop sending me the Edinburgh jokes thing you set of bastards.

Yakhunt@yakhunt.net · 2d ago

Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head.

Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head

Oh Christ, the Welsh have turned up.

Bristol has long been the dawdling, lack of spatial awareness capital of the world. But get some of them in an airport and it’s like finding yourself driving behind 200 cows on a country lane.

I am at an airport. As usual, I have designated everyone else in the building as an enemy that I must crush.

Has anyone ever bothered with a bad rating for an Uber driver? I normally give them all five stars and a quid tip but this cunt has clearly never driven a car before.

RTÉ News@news.rte.ie · 2d ago

Or just given a proper hiding.

Young people committing "performative crimes" such as reckless driving need to be supported through properly-funded intervention programmes in their communities, a criminologist has said.

Lots of ADHD chat on here today.

Grow Up Rahul Dua

ALT: Grow Up Rahul Dua

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Nothing as pathetic as the words ‘bad boy of tennis’.

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 3d ago

Lad in the office has arrived back from his holiday with a full on face full of shiny new Turkey teeth. A woman he works with is absolutely screaming with laughter.

"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/9... My lottery win dream.

Check out this 4 bedroom apartment for sale on Rightmove

4 bedroom apartment for sale in Cromwell Tower Barbican EC2, EC2Y for £1,800,000. Marketed by eXp UK, London

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God I’ve had S**z Kemper having a dig at me on here for not liking the film La La Land. Piss off. It was rubbish.

mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 3d ago

Just had a mouse wander through my front room while my Border Terrier snored away in his bed.

same energy:

Grudgie the Whale@grudgie.bsky.social · 4d ago

I honestly have no idea what’s going on but I’m willing to bet it’s gross and weird

"You are all that matters to me," she wrote in one of the letters, which were seen by The New York Times. The letters' authenticity was confirmed by two people with direct knowledge of them.
"I don't ever want to let you down," Ms. Harp wrote, thanking Mr.
Trump for being her "Guardian and Protector in this Life."
In another letter, she told Mr. Trump that she wanted to get back to
"that synergy" she used to have with him, where "we'd talk about everything and nothing."
"I want to bring you joy," she wrote, "to feel like we can get through a day without ever having to talk 'work"
At the White House, Ms. Harp is likely to serve a role unlike any presidential adviser in modern history.

“There’s no Westminster bubble, we’re just giving 15 minutes of coverage of this dreary cunt who has never held elected office talking about an argument he’s had with someone else in the Westminster bubble.”