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Beefa Roni (Colly)

@standardcolly.bsky.social

food porn connoisseur, baker, gamer, bara art lover🔞 (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 gray/ace #FFXIV Beefa Roni (Siren) Hubby to @phiefx.bsky.social

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Foxander @foxander.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Rus 🦭@bearinbriefs.bsky.social · 5d ago

Unbothered, moisturized, happy, in his lane, focused and flourishing Secret summer santa for @nookdae.bsky.social!

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · last wk.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: two friends are playing cards. There is a birdcage hanging behind them, just peaking out of frame. Friend 1 asks, “does your bird talk?” To which friend 2 replies, “Please… don’t.” Panel 2: friend 2 continues, head in hand, “he’s on this alpha male influencer thing right now.” Behind him, the bird - posed and wearing sunglasses and a leather jacket - is leaning forward on a tiny easy chair in his enclosure. Panel 3: with his hands clasped, easing back into his chair, the bird says, “stops eating seeds. Focus on your net worth.”

Antillus “Tide” Stratford @tidebender.bsky.social · last wk.

Would y’all want to read about my adventures? Tentatively called… *clears throat*… “Tales of the Tidebender.” Asking for a friend. Art by the wonderful @raytig12.bsky.social

dsm-5 gum @burg.bsky.social · last wk.

EVA Unit 02 being pierced by the Forkchop of Longinus

c0nc0rdance@c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · last wk.

I'm down a rabbit hole on combination utensils. There's my beloved SPORK, but then we get into the much more exotic combos: This one's called a FORKCHOP, designed by Donald BonAsia in Los Angeles, available now through a variety of online retailers.

From the e-commerce site named after the river basin it's destroying, a red plastic device with chopsticks joined in the middle to a fork head pointing the other way.

buggo baby’s journey @onryo.bsky.social · last wk.

Ty Timberwolf @tytimberwolf.bsky.social · last wk.

holy cr*p Legoshi is in this Starfox-like

Chuhai Labs@chuhailabs.com · last wk.

Meet the voice behind Bowie Stray! From one of anime's most iconic wolves to everyone's favorite German Shepard... Bowie is brought to life by the incredibly talented @jonahscott.bsky.social

Beefa Roni (Colly)@standardcolly.bsky.social · last wk.

🎶 Ya do your body work, I feel my pulse working overtime 🎶 🎨: @ryujidoodles.bsky.social thank you for the great piece!

Beefa Roni (Colly)@standardcolly.bsky.social · 2w ago

Met Jack Daniels this weekend. Things are getting kind of serious.

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 2w ago

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

Stardust @li-stardust.bsky.social · 2w ago

I dont care how many people say daisy is annoying or whine that shes a "clone" character, thats my girl, my ride or die. I could never hate her.

jake zula@critterisgrey.bsky.social · 2w ago

by age 30 you should have at least one overly-hated female character that you get extremely defensive about

Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 10mo ago

trump: I closed your hospital, but at least trans people can't use the bathroom

magat: I love freedom

Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 2w ago

I am introverted. This means if I see you in public and have a chance to pass by without you seeing me, I will take that chance.

ezi_zeke 🏮@ezizeke.bsky.social · 2w ago

hot bear cake comm for @/FluffyRump 🛏️🐻💤

DrunkenNoodler 🔞@drunkennoodler.bsky.social · 2w ago

oh my soda! For @reddyredwolf.bsky.social

𝕴𝖓𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖝 𝕾𝖔𝖕𝖍𝖎𝖆 @infernatrixsophia.bsky.social · 2w ago

A Chinese shoe manufacturer made this video to show how indestructible their shoes are and y'all I'm much too gay for this 🥵

Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 2w ago

Trevor Henderson 🍉 (commissions closed)@slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 2mo ago

night foraging

a small creature on four pointy legs, looks like he's formed out of raw hamburger, with two mishapen eyes staring in a wall-eyed manner. it's caught in the act of walking through a night time foresty area, presumably while foraging for something to eat.

Stefscribbles @stefscribbles.bsky.social · 2w ago

The Onion @theonion.com · 2w ago

JD Vance Struggling To Articulate What It Is He Doesn’t Love About Baby Name ‘Rohit’ https://theonion.com/jd-vance-struggling-to-articulate-what-it-is-he-doesnt-love-about-baby-name-rohit/

Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 2w ago

Reuters@reuters.com · 2w ago

Judge orders Paramount to temporarily pause Warner Bros acquisition reut.rs/4pFleDN

Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie)@vidmaster.net · 2w ago

There’s a scene where Odysseus plans a feast for the army and is going to deep fry turkeys but he doesn’t properly thaw and dry them first, and puts way too much oil in the friers.