Vexes me when people talk about North America they mean the US and Canada. And not the two countries vast diverse populations, no, they’re talking about WASPs.
If you see someone doing a silly dance as a joke, join them for a few seconds. It’s a good way to build rapport.
I’m not a bigamist but I’m not exactly a littlemist either
FACT: People enjoy getting into and out of cars
Steady the squirrel@steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 4w agoFACT: Tomorrow will be 39 hours long
Occasionally I go on Twitter only to check DMs and indulge in reading my old tweets, but every time I hang out on the home feed for a bit and, man, does it SUCK now.
Glancing at the freezer
The one ring theme
YouTube video by Lord of the Rings Music
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Steady the squirrel@steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 3d agoGah, it’s a tough one. Fever, cough, headache, sore throat, the works. I have some ice cream in the freezer which I SHOULD NOT EAT but I want to soooooo bad. Didn’t eat anything at all yesterday, and only a little bit of food today, yet I don’t feel hungry at all. Whack. I eat constantly otherwise
Kits these days would rather get UberEats than forage. What a shame…
Meet me at that fish that has the tortured souls of jazz musicians trapped in it.
7:14 AM. Neighbor just fired up the power tools
They call me Sicky the squirrel (I have a cold)
The percentage of Jeopardy! contestants who are ABDLs is surely much higher than in the general population
I'm Russ' younger brother. Russ died of a heart attack (probably not long after this last post) at his home in Tacoma, and his obituary can be read at the following link: gaffneyfuneralhome.com/obituaries/rustin-nessegaffneyfuneralhome.com/obituaries/rustin-nesse
Rustin Daniel Nesse Obituary Jul 10, 2026 - Gaffney Funeral Home
View Rustin Daniel Nesse's obituary, send flowers, find service dates, and sign the guestbook.
gaffneyfuneralhome.com
People you don’t know very well love to say “happy belated birthday”
It seems like anteaters would never go hungry
Diet HACK! Eat as needed, and then securely store remaining food and any surplus in secure caches across a wide territory.
Thank goodness my fur is thick and I don’t have bald patches
You should be able to send text messages back in time
Zoomer on his deathbed seeing the Grim Reaper: “yo lowkey aura fr”
Cockney rhyming slang, but based around autocorrect errors instead of rhymes
Back in the day, if you did anything remotely out of the ordinary - blinked too often; sat down funny; ate too loud - you’d immediately be burned at the stake as a witch. It got so bad only one person was left in all England! A little girl…named Queen Elizabeth II.
