you can’t join Huey Lewis and the News anymore, because of Woke and also their roster has been locked in for like 50 years
Arlan Hellison (famous)
@thehell.zone
celebrity. connoisseur of violent trash. http://thehell.zone
Tonight we find out whether Michigan voters are bluesky posters or bluesky replyers
you can’t join Huey Lewis and the News anymore, because of Woke and also their roster has been locked in for like 50 years
and I said to her, “Geez, you got a big pussy. Geez, you got a big pussy.”
cop: did he send any texts around the time of the crash? cop 2: he sent a post that reads "padding my three track album with 26 skits and interludes" cop: not bad but it ain't going viral cop 2: posting isn't just about going viral cop: (sighs) not this shit again
started watching the bakshi directed seasons of the 60s spiderman cartoon & every so often there will just be a killer shot someone managed to throw their whole pussy into despite all the production limitations
asking random people on the street if they know that I am Arlan Hellison. frowning because they do not
I generally like the Rulers Of The Sun subline because their human characters are way more interesting than someone like, y’know, Fisto, but there’s a guy named Digitino whose power is that he’s good at math and I call him Numblo The Math Dipshit
in the yard prying open a big ACME crate, a bit too worked up over everything to step outside of yourself and assess what you're doing or where it leads. even to notice who you remind you of. later, high up in the air, you'll see. the catapult was never for launching squirrels. it was always for you
ceej@ceej.online · 2mo agoI’m at war with three juvenile squirrels who have chewed the fuck out of everything in my yard. bought my kids a new water table last week and these fuckers gnawed a hole right through it. I got a motion-activated sprinkler and so far have succeeded only in accidentally spraying myself in the ass
you can’t go on Jerry Springer anymore. Obama took that away from you
now I’m trying to find half Power Swords. I have the blue one that came with the vintage 1984 Weapons Pak so I want the orange half that came with Faker to make a full Fake Power Sword
Arlan Hellison (famous)@thehell.zone · last wk.how many official gold power swords are there???? excellent question: three. Four gold power swords were included as game pieces in a board game called Battle For Eternia. One was included with Thunder Punch He-Man. modern version was included with the Origins Thunder Punch He-Man
oh shit Super Mario Galaxy Movie is streaming, it is time to fuckin slop it UP
rewatching Resident Evil Apocalypse (2004) which iirc is the one based on RE3 and not 2 somehow so we’re already starting off with good decisions
cancelling Wonder Man after announcing a second season that people hadn’t expected in the first place is so fucking funny
anyway I rewatched The Exterminator (1980) and Robert Ginty is my second least favorite action guy besides Seagal. At least Ginty doesn’t perform in a way that makes it abundantly clear he’s a stupid asshole irl like Seagal, he’s just really boring to watch
got a She-Ra figure and got all excited to put her next to He-Man and then I did and her sword is like absurdly small in comparison even though it’s supposed to be a direct counterpart of his so now I’m trying to hunt down a full-sized gold sword to shove rhinestones into because my time is valuable
it's so fucking funny. relaxing chillout beats to kill everyone in sight to