I don't know what to do about trying to date. When on earth do I tell people, 'oh I'm late 30s, live at home, anxiety disorder, never been kissed.' ARGH. 😟😥
Stedebonnetteach
@stedebt.bsky.social
she/her - London🌈 🏴☠️ Mostly OFMD and Good Omens 😈😇
Though, the most unrealistic thing about Wicker Stede is that no one wanted to marry Ed before him.
I want to find the love of my life, not suffer through endless dry Hinge small talk. Why is it so difficult!?
Edward Teach played by Taika Waititi is like if a man was a beautiful woman
I need so much solo time to recharge, after 4-5 hours 'in the wild' I need about the same to relax.
Ladies, if Wicker has you thinking you’d love someone to live and breathe for you, rail you into oblivion with an inanimate object, and fix your furniture, lesbians have amazing news for you
what i wouldn't give for scenes of ed getting railed to oblivion by wicker stede
Thank you for all your kindness on my selfie, deleted it now because I don't like having my photo up for long, but it meant the world x
The absolute tragedy of spending an hour to get ready, wearing my favourite dress, and to think that it won't matter, no one will look at me because I'm fat. That I believe that, is awful.
Stede and Ed are on their honeymoon and are being full on disgustingly happy. For the fourth time in a single meal Stede's talked to the waiter just to say the phrase "My husband wants...." just because he loves the taste of the word 'husband' fizzles on his tongue.
You are all so cute, I'm gaining crushes by the minute!
Remember when Stede woke up after Ed touched his hand? Remember when Ed woke up after Stede held his?
