Stephen Perrin

@steperrin.bsky.social

Forged in the Black Country. Heavy metal. West Bromwich Albion. Below average bass hack. Interested in active transport and road harm prevention. [Moseley, Birmingham]

[redacted person who does not know whose mentions they wandered into]: In my city, the cyclists are so entitled, they act like they own the roads. Me: LET THE BIKES OWN THE ROADS. THE BIKES ARE FAR LESS DANGEROUS AND POLLUTING BY ABSOLUTELY EVERY MEASURE. MAKE THE CARS PAY TOLLS TO THE CYCLISTS.

I didn't follow this story but was vaguely aware and of the discourse around it. His statement should have been the end of it but no, the press wanted their pound of flesh and oh BOY did they get it. They'll do all the pensive handwringing but behind closed doors they've got their prize. Ghouls.

Nadine Batchelor-Hunt@nadinebh.bsky.social · last wk.

Jason Arday resigned from Jesus and the education faculty and asked people to stop nine days ago in his resignation letter That should have been the end of it, but instead it became a blood sport for the press and monetised social media alike - the money was too good, the attention too valuable

Obvs I'm biased but blimey. The gov's emergency alert team needs a copywriter. Way too much text! Break it up! You need a 1-2 word headline (Wildfires!), then an obvious call to action ("do not use..."). THEN you can go into the whole "even a small flame" thing.

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Farage not attending the Clacton count because he says police have told him about a "credible threat" against the count. What he really meant was he didn't want to be seen with the Count at the by-election he unnecessarily caused to avoid scrutiny.

How many more ECG electrodes am I going to find? I took six off my arms last night, I've just found another on my leg and last night I fell asleep face down and woke up with one reattached to my forehead. They're everywhere.

Reminder to Nigel Farage that if he loses today, many UK universities will have vacancies on Politics courses. There's still time to apply through Clearing. 👍

Been made aware of Castle Rat. Not that bothered – too much of a gimmick but I am kind of tempted to resurrect my old band's name and make some old school Pentagram, Witchfinder General type doom. I don't really have the time for a proper band, but anyone around who's good at writing doom metal?

I want to look at the eclipse but I can't see east from here and would have to go and walk somewhere. Watching a Sky News feed of it from Newquay and these divs on the beach applauding it.

Remembered the alarm on somebody's drip kept going off in the night. I couldn't sleep anyway so I was lying there trying to decide if it was a scale run or what. Playing on a virtual Hammond just now and worked out it was a C major arpeggio. If it was important surely it would have been in D minor.

Our war machine is ready Hear the howl, a deafening roar The kingdom will remember The year of our Lord 1304 The siege of Sterling Castle Ends by my hand upon this day The Scottish will be broken By my mighty trebuchet! Bit of Sellsword for youse. 🤘

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Andrew Curry@andrewcurry.com · last wk.

The man's skeletal injuries looked like a train hit him, but he died in 1304 CE. At #ppa26Berlin last week, @uniofbradford.bsky.social scientist Jo Buckberry concluded he was likely whacked by a flying boulder, making him the first confirmed trebuchet death in the archaeological record. @science.org