He’s cool He’s sexy He’s 24 years old It’s Taylor Harwood-Bellis
Wrote about Arsenal fans, homogenisation and cultural capital ravishingrickdude.substack.com/p/why-are-ar...
This is going to be really uncomfortable for a while, I fear. Playing to three stands is really throwing me as well
A real recession indicator is the lack of companies and brands sending you discount codes on your birthday
We’ll all get over Watkins’ behaviour soon enough, but what a shame. We were all rooting for him to surpass Gabby and now he’ll have a mark next to his name when we talk about him. Silly boy. Silly silly boy
Worst thing about today is we let a guy called Hinshelwood score
It’s £6.40 for a coffee in the Ralph Lauren store. Wait till the boys on r/throwingfits hear about this!
The left wing press in the UK is absolutely toilet. Guardian or Novara, ffs, wouldn’t trust either of them to walk me dog. Both have blood on their hands right now and I hope nobody is in a forgiving mood
Kind of funny, kind of sad. His tenure has earned him plenty of grace but sucks he has to go out on this note. Love that the club aren’t playing games, though. Feels very intentional
Jacob Tanswell@jacobtanswell.bsky.social · 2mo agoEmiliano Martinez's move from #AVFC to Juventus is now off. Personal terms not an issue & both clubs closer to valuation, but Serie A side decided against continuing with deal. Zion Suzuki set to join Villa regardless & become No 1. Story w/ @david-ornstein.bsky.social on @theathleticfc.bsky.social
Anyway, been thinking about Dalian a lot today, especially with what’s been in the news this weekend. The pattern doesn’t change. Can’t believe it’s been 10 years x
It’s going to be a weird transitional season, isn’t it. Three stands on the ground, half the starting XI gone, new coaching staff, a 17yo leading the line. Won’t be boring, that’s for sure
This game. There ain’t no love in it. It don’t love you back
Jacob Tanswell@jacobtanswell.bsky.social · 2mo agoNew: Joao Gomes and Brian Madjo expected to miss the start of the season through injury. Further scans will determine specific timeframe, but Gomes suffered a calf strain & initially anticipated to miss two-four weeks, Madjo could be out until at least September. @theathleticfc.bsky.social #AVFC
Well on the bright side, whatever fee we get for Madjo from Man City in two years will stop us getting another fine from fifa
Gonna go stare at the eclipse because I have seen enough
“Maybe one day you’ll forget me, I won’t” Hit me right in the feelings, that. Lucas Digne, what a guy!
I don’t need therapy, I just need to neck half a bottle of clementine juice like a 10-year-old who doesn’t understand portion control
Gonna get in the greatest shape of my life so I can kick Jonah Hill’s ass
Estate agents are so funny. Their latest excuse for not being able to sell a house is ‘it’s sunny so people aren’t looking to buy right now’
EXL: I am no longer an Aston Villa fan. Chelsea have made me an offer too good to turn down and I will be wearing their shirt for the next four seasons. See you all at the bridge!
🔊 NEW PODCAST 🔊 Episode 28: The Aston Villa Midfield Merry-Go-Round. Morgan Rogers and Youri Tielemans sold. Amadou Onana injured. Johan Manzambi and João Gomes in. Alejandro Garnacho on the way. Let's try to make sense of it. 🦁 | #AVFC | #UTV
The Aston Villa Midfield Merry-Go-Round
What does Villa's core look like without Morgan Rogers, Youri Tielemans and Amadou Onana?
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Something evil about Shakira. Wouldn’t trust her to walk me dog
Ronaldo IS NOT representative of all over-40 soccer players. Some of us are still good.