*screaming into my phone* SIRI, WHEN WILL SUFFERING END?
not sure if ill remember to log on tomorrow so i'll just get this out of the way now: happy canadian thanksgiving to all my canadian friends. feel free to repost this tomorrow in celebration, follow, like my posts... etc!
it's straight banana friday. post pics of your incredibly straight bananas
going to make one of those dump and bake pastas tonight. one of the ones where everything cooks in the same pan. now, usually, these things suck ass. nothing cooks properly. but tonight..... tonight, things will be different. i can feel it
when you see it, press "like". and also press follow. and also press reply and type "i love you stinker you are my friend i would never hurt you"..... you don't have to press repost, i wouldn't ask that much of you...
getting a midweek day off from work because you have to work a weekend day is kinda like when my dog tries to bask in a one inch ray of sunshine coming through a crack in the curtains...
life is the journey.... and the journey sucks shit ! ๐
By age 33 you should be completely inept, dumb ass , can't open up, falling a lot, tripping on shoelaces, forget to tie shoes, start wearing velcro shoes, trip on other crap, fall and hit face on pavement, blood everywhere, bleeding face
referring to the hibachi table as "the great equalizer"
just another day eating another garlic-heavy lunch at work and burping for the rest of the day.... difficult job but.... someone's gotta do it
just another day wearing another garlic-heavy lunch at work and burping for the rest of the day.... difficult work but.... someone's gotta do it
listening to this at work and making myself sad :^\
peanut m&ms from the vending machine. they were like $3. if anyone cares ...
just remembered about the time i went on vacation recently and enjoyed myself immensely and felt the weight on my shoulders lighten ever so slightly. so awesome. should do it again soon.
just checking. didn't get added to any group chats yet... that's ok. not upset.
also saw this beautiful scarlet tanager bathing himself in the crystal clear water of dolly parton's dollywood theme park. likely place for him to be, of course.
more like "pang" at the pump. well, because, yeah, that's right, i'm yearning for better times