II HANDS II HELLMOUTH✨
@stonearchabridged.bsky.social
A kinda cute, kinda hot, kinda sexy, hysterically funny but *not* funny looking guy that you *could* follow. 🏳️🌈 Your favorite dad’s favorite, thicker dad✨ |📍Minneapolis, MN | (he/him/himbo)| #NSFW🔞 | | I post 🍆 & 🍑 IRL friends, you’ve been warned |
Thick Thursday brought to you live from my bathroom. 😉
🚨Calling all Dallas-Fort Worth mutuals!!🚨 I’ll be flying into the Big D😏 Wed. 9/30 > Sun. 10/4 for work. Shoot me a DM if you’re around and free to meet up!🤠✨
II HANDS II HELLMOUTH✨@stonearchabridged.bsky.social · 2w ago🚨Calling all Los Angeles mutuals!!🚨 I’m heading back to La La Land next week (9/21-9/26). I’d love to connect if you’re in the area!! Shoot me a DM if you’re around and open to grabbing a bite or a drink.✨
Dad’s favorite big, strong boy really showed out last night. 😈 Took such good care of me *and* our friend, and nothing makes me happier than giving a good boy the chance to show just how much he loves to please. Good boys deserve their praise. 🤤✨
PupBlitz (Chicago October 9-11)@blitzthepup.bsky.social · 3d agoHad a fun time playing with @hunterscarfy.bsky.social and @stonearchabridged.bsky.social cocks last night 😉 #hardcock #gaynude #humanpup #gaytattoo #exhib #longhairedmen #bush #gaysex
🚨Calling all Dallas-Fort Worth mutuals!!🚨 I’ll be flying into the Big D😏 Wed. 9/30 > Sun. 10/4 for work. Shoot me a DM if you’re around and free to meet up!🤠✨
II HANDS II HELLMOUTH✨@stonearchabridged.bsky.social · 2w ago🚨Calling all Los Angeles mutuals!!🚨 I’m heading back to La La Land next week (9/21-9/26). I’d love to connect if you’re in the area!! Shoot me a DM if you’re around and open to grabbing a bite or a drink.✨
Nothing kicks off the week quite like an impromptu threesome with two of my favorite mutuals. 🤤 Got fucked by one while the other rode my face, then bred one of them twice for good measure. Now dad’s in the shower, thoroughly satisfied, and very ready for bed. 😮💨 Happy Monday, babes. ✨
Having breakfast in L.A. and lunch in D.C. in one day is crazy work, but someone’s got to do it. 🫠 ✨
Babe wake up, Muscle Ass Monday™️ just dropped 🍑✨
We definitely need more guys in sexy lingerie 😉 #gaytattoo #musclepup #pupplay #humanpup
reached that point in my relationship with the man where we had to have an open, honest discussion about where things are headed and we finally came to the conclusion that we’re going to watch all the batman movies x
I sure do…come help dad out, would ya?
Who wants to come over and disassociate while I play video games? It’s fun.
I don’t think I actually posted any 80s/early 90s Johnny Storm from FlameCon last month so, uh, flame on at the gay comic con.
🚨Calling all Los Angeles mutuals!!🚨 I’m heading back to La La Land next week (9/21-9/26). I’d love to connect if you’re in the area!! Shoot me a DM if you’re around and open to grabbing a bite or a drink.✨
II HANDS II HELLMOUTH✨@stonearchabridged.bsky.social · 2mo ago🚨Calling all Charlotte, NC mutuals!!🚨 I’ll be flying into the Queen City TODAY Sun. Aug. 9 > Fri. Aug. 14 for a work trip! Shoot me a DM if you’re around and free to meet up!✨
🚨Calling all Los Angeles mutuals!!🚨 I’m heading back to La La Land next week (9/21-9/26). I’d love to connect if you’re in the area!! Shoot me a DM if you’re around and open to grabbing a bite or a drink.✨
II HANDS II HELLMOUTH✨@stonearchabridged.bsky.social · 2mo ago🚨Calling all Charlotte, NC mutuals!!🚨 I’ll be flying into the Queen City TODAY Sun. Aug. 9 > Fri. Aug. 14 for a work trip! Shoot me a DM if you’re around and free to meet up!✨
Woof. This good boy really knows how to ride. 🤤 (Speaking from experience) Dad’s proud of you, pup! Go and give him a follow if you like tasty smutty material✨
Pup Nic ^^@aspiringhimbonic.bsky.social · 2w agoWanna replace my toy for humpday? 😈
Happy Hump Day from your favorite dad’s favorite, thicker dad…🍑✨ I just need a good boy to come and eat it for dad. 😈 #HumpDay #CakeByThePound #NSFW