Sorry to ask but am trying to raise gas money to get to my new job. If anyone's is interested in buying beard/body balm hmu. Have full control over the ingredients/scent
Ken
@stonedbutchblues.bsky.social
edging a 51/50 case Cenobites want me, fish fear me they/it/he CA: $dkeboy PP: @stonedbutchblues V: kennedy_snake
"Oh you shouldn't drink so much" okay well tell that to my dog who loves when I'm plastered
"Oh you shouldn't drink so much" okay well tell that to my dog who loves when I'm plastered
Stepping into the bar bathroom is the equivalent of saying this edible ain't shit
British ancestors 🤝 Mexican ancestors Encouraging me to day drink
My parents essentially have a clean slate for training the dog so I'm teaching him commands in High Valyrian 🤭
If anyone is able to help w gas so I can see him I'd be eternally grateful 🙏🥲
Love being told I can't go see my dying grandfather bc me being trans is too much for everyone to handle rn 🫠🔫
Actually I think its really cool and normal for your mother to tell you she doesn't know who you are anymore and asks if being trans is really a priority 🙂↕️🤭
Love being told I can't go see my dying grandfather bc me being trans is too much for everyone to handle rn 🫠🔫
Does having a sub older than you count as elder abuse? - Pope Olga at the National Mall
Misogyny? Thanks toots, but are you sure there isn't a Mistersogny that I could speak to?
Master Chief, mind telling me what you're doing in this photo shaking hands with Netanyahu?
Once-Adventurous Salmon Can’t Believe She Ended Up Moving Back To Birthplace, Having A Bunch Of Kids https://theonion.com/once-adventurous-salmon-can-t-believe-she-ended-up-movi-1825827223/
friday the 13th is an Easter movie; dude, whose name starts w a J, has a really close relationship w his mom, is resurrected, and a lot of people die regarding that, and he's against sin
General reminder that your local cops also do this to women they've arrested. Like, all the time, in fact! Turns out giving men a gun and a uniform and ultimate authority over others tends to enable bad behavior, who knew
This post is very popular on Reddit today and I figured some people here might like to see it TL;DR a woman was detained by ICE and later one of the detaining officers reached out to her in and attempt to take her on a date He said she he found her attractive because she was "cute" and "obedient"
ken weekly lunch note 260316: oversleeping and wfh edition
VERY COOL: my alarm decided to not go off for no perceivable reason when nothing has changed. embarrassing as hell "yeah boss i can't come in today i'm inept at basic function". the fucking "dog ate my homework" excuse of being an adult.
ken is talking about "what if i just left an IOU note in your lunch box when i'm packing it" and i think no jury would convict me
friend, this is Marcus Junius Brutus CAESAR has declared himself DICTATOR FOR LIFE and MUST BE STOPPED can you rush a donation of ten denarii today to show that you STAND WITH THE REPUBLIC?
sharing with her permission by the way, here's Cassie (rape.fan) emailing the moderation team about the user who was harassing her and threatening to email her rapist. three weeks ago. they never responded. but they perma'd her for a post from June. @aaron.bsky.team, you are despicable.
really glad my upstairs neighbor decided that 1am on a tuesday night is a good time to listen to 50hz Sub Bass Lofi Beats To Make Your Neighbors Hate You
while visiting a friend i witnessed this truck. the back read "REDNECKS SUPPORT PALESTINE" and the israel flag has a big red cancel with "FUCK ZIONISM" under it. incredible.
Chlorine dioxide is an industrial bleach for lumber and freaks like RFK give autistic kids enemas with it. Kids die from the practice. These people just want autistic kids dead.
Chlorine dioxide, a chemical used for disinfecting and bleaching. Pressurized pure oxygen. Raw camel milk. Under RFK Jr., the FDA has taken down a webpage warning about these and other dangerous remedies claiming to treat autism.
Can you believe it guys? Peace in the Middle East, just a war away! Peace in the Middle East is in a war! Woo-hoo! I am so happy about this information. Peace in the Middle East, just a war away. Oh wow! Can you believe it? Peace in the Middle East, just in a week! It got here so fast. Peace just a-
i’m so excited for peace in the Middle East. we’re only one war away.