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18 U.S.C. § 242 them all Riposteur / goof dad here to learn, for the shits and the giggles season tickets to the bears and the iggles
'You'll choke too' - an aerial embroidery landscape inspired by all the wildfires happening right now... I'm upset every time I smell smoke outside and somehow we have people starting them maliciously too! But we all breathe the same air so they'll choke too (1/2 - see thread for close-ups)
Ill hold my judgement until they release the CMYK version
Nancy Drew: Girl Detective@sonjajacobsen.bsky.social · yesterdayLooks like a waterbed company to me.
if you want to see normally sclerotic do-nothing local governments suddenly snap into action, do some quietly beneficial tactical urbanism type thing like this and watch how quickly they race to remove it
wishda@wishda.bsky.social · 5d agoThe DSA in Wilmingotn, N.C. has created a "crisis" by putting benches at city bus stops, after literal decades of the city promising and failing to do so.
“Neighbor’s home improvement project is a disaster” is a universal source of joy and the whole country gets to get it on it
“They” grew the algae? How can “they” grow the algae, they’re fucking Antifa, man!!!?
Secretary of Defense Rock@sodrock.bsky.social · 2mo ago“Washington threw a bunch of algae in the reflecting pool, blew a whole fucking platoon to pieces, bad shit”
Ghostbusters: Back Off, I'm a Scientist
Alt: Ghostbusters: Back Off, I'm a Scientist
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Buttons (Ashley) 🏴☠️#OFMDForLife🏴☠️ 🏳️🌈🤡@sevensugars.bsky.social · 2mo agoSince I did do my PhD in cyanobacteria growth and treatment optimization modeling AND work in the water treatment industry, I’m gonna share my theory as to what’s happening here and how to fix it. People are focusing on the painted bottom of the pool increasing residual heat, and while that 1/19
I guess a guy who’s both a Mark and a Wayne would think you can be both a Socialist and a Communist.
I think the basic issue with AI writing is not that it’s stylistically bad per se, it’s that *any* style would sound bad if suddenly 70-80 percent of everything was written in it
I'm hearing reports that the bears and the IRGC are nearing a deal to move their stadium to the strait of Hormuz
Dawn at the Alamo, by Henry Arthur McArdle, late 19th c, 📸 by @gwephoto
you either die Spicoli or live long enough to be Colonel Lockjaw
A supernova from a foot away is less obvious than the corruption in SCOTUS
Steven Mazie@stevenmazie.bsky.social · 2mo agoBREAKING: Supreme Court rules 6-3 in favor of Alabama Republicans’ bid to use what the lower court decided was an unconstitutionally racially gerrymandered map in the 2026 congressional election
It is very easy to manipulate modern recommendation algorithms to boost certain kinds of content (see: Musk and X). It’s probably Not Good that the thoughts, worldviews, and behaviors of hundreds of millions of people are downstream of those biases, which can be set by a handful of people
Charlie Warzel@cwarzel.bsky.social · 2mo agoGot a theory that we are all living through a crisis of agency, at least online. Bots, algorithms, clip armies, & the flood of AI stuff have scrambled notions of popularity, turned everything into a ‘psyop’. AI tools/ agents are reversing the fundamental human, collaborative promise of the internet
Right-wing radicalization ≠ polarization Right-wing radicalization ≠ polarization Right-wing radicalization ≠ polarization Right-wing radicalization ≠ polarization Right-wing radicalization ≠ polarization Right-wing radicalization ≠ polarization Right-wing radicalization ≠ polarization
Bicycle riders get less coolness because of their overall warmness
worm@rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 3mo agoWhy is there such a disparity between the coolness of bicycle helmets and motorcycle helmets?
Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.
It’s extremely satisfying to rubberneck historic science, people at the top of their game executing and collaborating in the name of pure science. One day we will recall each little step in this as the critical lifeline of the human race.
Anyway, the @acrossthetimeline.com transactions tracker is my favorite way to keep up with WNBA free agency, because it updates quickly, is easy to read, and credits the people who break the news (wow! ethical! cool!) acrossthetimeline.com/wnba/transac...
WNBA Transactions, Trades, Free Agency, and Player Movement - Across the Timeline
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Angel at the Tomb of Christ, by Benjamin West, 1813, 📸 by @HancockPhoto
“One thing about athletes, we have stamina” — WNBPA President Nneka Ogwumike on lengthy #WNBA labor negotiations
Storm Chasers @wnbastormchasers.bsky.social · 5mo agoNneka Ogwumike was on Good Morning America to talk about the #WNBA and the WNBAPA reaching an agreement on the next CBA. You can watch the full interview at the link below. stormchaserswnba.substack.com/p/nneka-ogwu...
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TomTom@tomtomchi.bsky.social · 5mo agoSearch your camera roll for Hell
![[satirical statement from george costanza]
Good afternoon.
The lies linking me with the disgraceful Jerry Seinfeld need to end today.
I have never been friends with Seinfeld.
I was invited to the same parties as Seinfeld from time to time, since overlapping in social circles is common in New York City.
The first time I crossed paths with Seinfeld was in the year 2000, at an event Elaine Benes and I attended together. I never had a relationship with Seinfeld or his accomplice, Kramer.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tm3djotsgwdkml5jn5rpubhd/bafkreiac2upuowdrsqmmk5jyrqgdc4wyy4webck5vjreo6fapbrsxxuc2u)
