Uncle Baño
@strangematter.bsky.social
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It is race day morning and the impressionable young miata is regretting last night's decision to consume 37 beers
Alex the iRacer (iCrasher) 🏁💥@forzaalex.tifosi.social · 5h agoRoad America IMSA weekend camping: a summation as a #doubleExposure on #35mm
people need to stop referring to abdul el-sayed as aes because every time it catches my eye i'm like oh no what did those assholes do now why are you congratulating them (aes owns the power company in indy)
can't stop thinking about this dude this weird lil messed up guy
Today, August 4, 2026, is the setting of Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” about a fully automated house continuing on after the family who lived there and the world around it died in a nuclear blast.
when you're reviewing your grocery order and you can see the exact moment the unlabeled cady started kicking in 🤌🤌🤌
airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
These are the words Greek people moan during sex
Kory Bing@korybing.bsky.social · 4d agoJust tried to look up the Ordovician jawless fish with the funny face and these are the things I searched for and got nothing because it was spelled SO wrong: -sacombabsis -sacombibabsis -sacobibastis The correct answer was: -sacabambaspis
let's take a moment also to celebrate the first absolute meatball down the middle getting fucking crushed. the first woman in pro baseball league history to get her shit rocked
Rodger Sherman@rodger.bsky.social · 4d agoand Denae Benites hits the first home run in Women's Pro Baseball League history!
they just wrapped up testing the new indycar for the day and BOOM instant tornado i am now a huge fan of the car it has Strange & Terrible Dark Powers
Uncle Baño@strangematter.bsky.social · 4d agowheeeee
That shadowy place way out there? That is beyond our borders. You must never go there. That is the Big Boy graveyard.
There was a viral tweet I think about a lot, about how the same kind of neurodivergence that created scientists like this now manifests in people making YouTube videos about the location of every ring in Sonic the Hedgehog games
Seva@seva.bsky.social · last wk.the ideal academic life is being an eccentric Victorian lord. Invent a stamp licking machine at 22. Get elected to the Royal Academy for counting the beetles on your estate. Die in an arsenic explosion. The perfect life.
mods plz change my screen name to lil indycar engine skylight
preparing my mind and body to look directly at the new indycar
“wednespoop” — source cited: bigchode’s instagram
behold the actually historically accurate cyclops
Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · 2w agoPresumably including a historically accurate cyclops
sweatier than a heavy metal drummer you used to go see on the landing in the summer
this mf got the place looking like a strip mall thai restaurant
It's Abby. Yep@itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 2w agoWhen's he gonna cover himself with this shiny Home Depot bullshit
pretty rude of people to schedule meetings without considering the latest indycar schedule updates imo
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ok now that's it over now time for fox to immediately give america what it craves: indycar racing
