did YOU 🫵 know that Strictly Splatonic's mascot is the very stupid and fat dog Lady?! well now you do! and on a pizza course!
Strictly Splatonic™
@strictlysplatonic.bsky.social
#LoveLoses Est Div 8 Competitive Splatoon 3 team. Aro/Ace supporters. Members followed. Except Artemis he sucks. Throw rocks.
Happy international asexuality day everyone! We encourage everyone to explore and appreciate the many different form of love out there 🖤💜🤍
IT BEGINS. THE RECKONEIGHING. the Splatonics are embracing their true natures and becoming the Strictly Horsetonics! So don't hold those horses anymore and lets giddy up together ya'll!
Hello #compsplatoon! Did you know you have the chance to join an awesome team sometime soon? That's right! Strictly Splatonic looking for 2 new members!
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we took 3rd in Shark Tank Shallow waters tonight! booyah! Artemis - "dont touch my sub roster" Leggy - [zones out and gets 19 kills] Cupdog - REGROUP REGROUP REGROUP Collie - too excited, pressed the trigger too hard till fingie hurtie :(
Strictly Splatonic got 2nd in tea cup after an insane bracket reset! Collie: *infodumping about ocs while waiting for finals* Rascal: almost dipped to get coffee Artemis: "WHY ISNT IT USBC?" Cupdog: stayed up past their bedtime
THAT'S ME IN TEHRE WOOOOO WE THE BEST OF THE WORST BAYBEE LET'S GOOOOOO
Strictly Splatonic totally rocked out and took 1st in Iron Bracket in A41 tonight! Leggy - "if we lose I'm playing brush" Collie - 741 different technical issues Artemis - has BAD tastes in rock music Buhlooey - sub very amused by our shenanigans
"Leggy jump out" they say "just reset" they say when will they say "Leggy you got this!"?
We've got a big announcement! Artemis kept disconnecting and made us lose several sets, so we're crucifying him! Oh, and we got 2nd place in FTIU 81 bronze bracket. Artemis: died for our sins, repeatedly Leggy: would rather be farming rn Rascal: happy pride month! Vivi: wants that twink obliterated
We won Shark Tank: Shallow Waters bronze bracket...AGAIN! Artemis: "im gonna STEAL THE TOWER" Leggy: *HAS THE ZOOMIES* Meogi: caffeine high off mountain dew raspberry lemonade Rascal: chicken rapped us to victory Gyrum: sub held hostage
We won FTIU 80 Silver Bracket! After enduring THREE BYEs, that is. 😴 Artemis - Better than Leggy Leggy - Better than Artemis Rascal - Carbon Roller Deco 2 Hi lol - Splashdown go brrr #CompSplatoon
We made it to Shark Tank SW 18 gold bracket! But we still need that silver badge... Many thanks to Lemonade Booth for including an awesome sub with our order! :] Hi lol - "We got out zones-cheesed 😭" Leggy - "We have hedit at home. The hedit at home:" Artemis - "This was a tactical throw."
We got 2nd place in FTIU Week 79! Something's off today... Hi lol - “Reefslider cheese go brrr” Leggy - "I DON'T WANT MY HEDIT TO BE THE WINNING VARIABLE" Artemis - "These people are STEALING my kills" Rascal - [suspiciously kill shaped] Meogi - "I WAS GONE FOR 3 DAYS AND YOU GUYS ARE IN FINALS?"
We appreciate the love! From all the splatonics to you, thank you for believing in us!!! 🫵💕
Daily Splatoon Teams & Player Shout-Outs@splshoutouts.bsky.social · last yr.From Division 8, here's @strictlysplatonic.bsky.social! Fresh off the heels of a 🥇 in Abandon Ship as well as a Gold Bracket FTIU finish, this team has shown that they've got the potential to make waves in low level! Keep an eye out for them in tourneys! #compsplatoon
just when you think you are safe in the vc.... ARTEMIS METALPIPEFX #compsplatoon #splatoon (volume warning)
Strictly Splatonic WON 1ST PLACE underground bracket in Abandon Ship 14!! Rascal: im artemis Artemis: was gator Hi lol: "I'm a lonely little bitch :(" Meogi: "wait that was finals? I thought it was semis??" Leggy: actually got seasick Froppy: watched meogi POV for 2 games then photobombed us.
We made it to gold bracket in FTIU Week 78! It was a quite enriching experience for the splatonics. Artemis - got jet enrichment Rascal - got gator enrichment Hi lol - got enrichment cancelled Leggy - got rabies Meogi - [guttural backline screams]
Strictly Splatonic won Shark Tank SW 15 bronze bracket! What? A team picture? Nah. Here's a pizza instead. @hilol3.bsky.social local reef cheese carry @leggyre.bsky.social delivered the clutch zooka moment this time Artemis - no jet enrichment our cool sub jayjay - pen jail. did not play tetras 😔
Sorry to all our friends and scrim family....we are officially a smash team now!
holy shit....it took like 3 years but I FINALLY GOT MY FIRST 5 STAR
