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American evangelical culture has manufactured much consent https://www.deconstructionworkers.com/

BREAKING: A brand new “Christian men’s gym” in Georgia that bans women so pious men can have “lust-free workouts” lasted just 6 days before three men were caught “violating Leviticus in the locker room.”

Jesus’s middle name was Hugetitties. That’s what the H. in Jesus H. Christ stands for. Most people don’t know that. But it stands for Hugetitties. Jesus Hugetitties Christ. It’s on his birth certificate but they threw that book out when King James revised things. But it’s a fact.

Father God, we just come before You now and we just ask that You bless Jimothy the deformed Seattle raccoon. Keep him safe behind Your hedge of protection, Lord. We just ask that You bless the work of Jimothy's hands and guide the steps of his janky little feet. In Your Son's precious Name we pray.

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This week I received apologies from TWO spiritual authority figures from my past but it was only because I wrote about them. Funny how it took me talking about their behavior publicly for them to reach out. Related: when you stop fawning, people malfunction. Whole story here: tinyurl.com/y4zvcvcm

This week I received apologies from TWO spiritual authority figures from my past but appears to be only because I wrote about them publicly.

In other news, people kinda malfunction when you stop fawning.

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Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC

The reason Christians try so hard to be cool is because Christian culture erases your ability to be yourself, and being cool is really just being yourself. Evangelicals have been trained not to listen to their intuition and so they move through the world like bots.

I sat with someone as they gave their account to an attorney of being sexually assaulted by him when they were very young. My friend from church ran away from home when her parents made her visit him alone. My family drove long distances to see his seminars. I want everyone to know what he did.

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