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@stumpplankchest.bsky.social
Musician Masshole GenX latchkey kid Fueled by edibles and schadenfreude
Whether or not they ever actually prove anything, this is one of those stories I honestly never expected to hear anything new about. I only vaguely recall being aware of this going on at the time
The Associated Press@apnews.com · yesterdayAuthorities in Idaho say a man found dead in a church decades ago may be connected to unsolved poisonings in 1982 that were dubbed the Tylenol murders.
Jem and the Holograms have announced they are leaving Ed Sheeran's tour
Absolutely wild to read statements from some in our marginalized communities that essentially say, "yeah, it's all or nothing. I'd rather watch the country burn than not get what I want right now." 🧵
1. You'll never see this money 2. If you do, it will raise the deficit more and just be paid via tax dollars 3. $5k will help you for a few months, only to leave you right back where you are now but with an even crappier economy
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoTrump: "We're making a fortune. So if the Republicans win, you win with us and you get $5,000. It will be called the Trump Dividend. Congratulations."
Billionaire oligarchs like Marc Andreessen and Epstein friend Reid Hoffman have spent $190K on behalf of the incumbent via a crypto super PAC. The choice in this race is between oligarchy or democracy, corruption or political integrity. Vote this Tuesday, September 1st: poulos.house/pollsite.
The Protect Progress/Fairshake network of crypto PACs has now spent close to $190K in the MA-4 Democratic primary to protect crypto ally @repauchincloss.bsky.social.
Iowa AG Says She's Suing California For Paramount-Warner Bros. Lawsuit share.google/xnDN9NBLpyGH... Yes, bc more mergers always lead to lower prices. The Iowa AG is either not arguing in good faith or is a complete moron.
Iowa Attorney General Says She’s Taking California to the Supreme Court Over Paramount-Warner Bros. Lawsuit
Iowa Attorney General Brenna Bird says she is suing California for leading the charge in the lawsuit against the Paramount-Warner Bros. merger.
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Never been to one. Now knowing this jack wagon is running the show, I never will. I'd rather forage for berries.
Carceral Abolition@carceralabolition.bsky.social · last mo.Buc-ee’s CEO says ‘conservative’ states will get stores — and there are three requirements any location must meet Texas-based Buc-ee’s now operates in at least a dozen states, which are primarily Republican-leaning or conservative www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Booooooo
Purge Palantir@purgepalantir.bsky.social · last mo."As Newton residents, we were shocked to learn @repauchincloss.bsky.social accepted $25,000+ from Palantir execs—a black mark on his record. Elected officials must act consistently with their values. Rep. Auchincloss must donate his Palantir funds today." - @newtonindivisible.bsky.social
🚨BREAKING: President Donald Trump signaled Tuesday he’s willing to declare a national security emergency in an attempt to take over American elections. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Trump signals openness to unconstitutional plot to take over elections
"Stranger things have happened,” Trump said after a far-right media host implored him to declare a national security emergency on elections.
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Gotta love when you point out the self sabotage on the left and some self-righteous bellend decides to engage in the exact behavior to convince me that it's not a negative. Then they delete the entire conversation when they fall on their face and resort to personal attacks
Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:
Spoke with Sen Mitch McConnell just now. We chatted for about 20min. We talked about Taylor's wedding, the USMNT, and his car's extended warranty. Told him we are anxious for his return.
At this point I'd rather have President Butter in charge. An inanimate stick of fat would be welcome at this point.
@theromanoreport.bsky.social he is taco'ing nearly as fast as you get videos about it loaded! apnews.com/live/trump-a...
Live updates: Trump says he's called off new military strikes on Iran hours after threatening escalation
President Donald Trump on Thursday said he’s called off new military strikes on Iran, hours after threatening to hit Iran “VERY HARD TONIGHT” and assume total control of its oil and gas industries.
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I feel like we really need to follow up on the Ring Around the Collar epidemic of the mid-80s. Whatever happened with that? Did we make out OK?
Look, I get wanting to protect your trademark. But, this kind of legal bullying is BS. Y'all know what to do. Here is the website for the Friends for Animals of Metro Detroit: www.metrodetroitanimals.org. Show them some love. 🩷
Friends for Animals of Metro Detroit
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Detroit Metro Times@metrotimes.com · 5mo agoA Dearborn animal shelter raising money for homeless dogs and cats has been forced to rename its upcoming “Pawchella” fundraiser after receiving a cease-and-desist letter from the company behind Coachella, one of the world’s most famous music festivals.
We have a new Iranian hostage crisis. The difference this time is that the one being held hostage is the orange diaper baby. He can't figure a way out, and I love this journey for him.
Thanks @jefftiedrich.bsky.social for being the snark we all need right now and calling out all this bullshit. I know you didn't make this, but I'm stealing it because it's awesome.
