Get yourself a Turkey doucher today!

Hello, may I speak to Richard Bussy?

I know it’s early, but decided to get the Halloween candy for this year.

Introducing the 3-port catheter charger!

I hate when you visit the weird grandma and she pinches the other cheeks.

Replacing all the hotel shampoo with Nair so the next guest gets a nice payout

Proud to announce we’ve struck a deal to merge with Coldsore Banker.

Now introducing the crematorium creamery, for all your funeral or ice cream needs.

And they say the Grinch's penis grew 2 inches that day.

Sitting here in my hot pink merkin, still wondering who the fuck that was.

Non-newtonian nipples

Settle your stomach with new pepto-flavored triscuits!

New Vajankle Chia Pet, grow the chia seeds where the pubic hair would be and on the toes.

Cheese-grater-ade, get some electrolytes in your cheese.

Attention Shoppers: strap-in and strap-on in aisle 13.

You must be a soccer fan, because you have no idea how to use your arms.

Squirtward

Pre-nut butter

The pokemon themed "A Perfect Circle" cover band named "A Perfect Squirtle" I know I've made a similar post, but don't blame me for A Perfect Circle being an easy name to cut and paste pieces from.

Psychologist? No, I said I was a suckologist.

Autofellatio? Nah, oralboros.

The ouroboros buttplug, stuff your head right up your ass!

Now That's What I Call Business 87.

7-Eleven and tweakers, name a more iconic duo.

To the owner of the shit-brown cybertruck in the parking lot, you left your horrific taste on.

It’s not drinking and driving if you only do it at red lights.

No one wants a toothy rimjob®

Holy water based lube

Last one to jack in the box has to eat it.

Hey Siri, make my oven cook faster.