Stu (finally enjoying the current timeline)
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Post Tenebras Fucks
We’re just going to change it to TrumpSucks for All in 2028
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 7h agoEl-Sayed: "If he wants to pass Trumpcare for All, which will guarantee healthcare to everyone, and put his name on it like he's putting his name on everything, I'm game"
This is so wrong The reason “Trump didn’t steal the elections” is because we & the pro-voter coalition stopped him EIGHT times over the past 21 months Here’s how: a thread (1/x)
Liberal clickbait recipe
As a former bioethicist I have some sad news for anyone counting the days. The death trajectory for dementia is long and slow. It’s not quick like cancer or a heart conditions. We have years of dwindling ahead.
Elizabeth Lopatto@lopatto.bsky.social · yesterdayevery day in every way we get closer to me popping that bottle of champagne I have chilling in the fridge for When It Happens
every day in every way we get closer to me popping that bottle of champagne I have chilling in the fridge for When It Happens
Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · yesterdayTrump: “I am pleased to announce that the Great Dana White, a violent Fighter and Warrior, has been offered the job of Press Secretary of the United States.”
If I was an astronaut I would not trust my safety to NASA under this administration. They’ve probably appointed multiple flat earth podcasters to design the lander because they’re pro-trump.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d agoTrump: "Before the end of my term, the United States will return American astronauts to the surface of the Moon. So exciting. And soon thereafter the US will establish a permanent presence on lunar soil."
I think we can get Medicare for All in exchange for an arch or even just pretending to carve his face into Mt Rushmore for a few years
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d agoTrump on Democrats: "I think we can do a lot of things together"
A lot of theories out there, but I think what really happened was MAGA just couldn’t cover the mortgage payment on owning the libs.
The people left in the cabinet and in agencies by the end of his term will be the saddest crew of D list celebrities, podcast scammers and local car salesmen you’ve ever seen.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d agoTrump: "I am pleased to announce that Mr. Stephen Miller, the current Deputy Chief of Staff of the Trump Administration, & one of my most trusted advisors, will become Chief of Staff starting Monday. Susie Wiles, who has done an outstanding job, will be moving over to the Trump Political Operation."
This dumb truck no one wanted was a $2 billion loss. Plus another $0.5 billion losing 2026 elections in a landslide. Maybe I don't understand the rules of 10 dimensional chess. Do you win by burning billions of dollars?
Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 2d ago“.. after years of persistently weak sales ..” @reuters.com $TSLA www.reuters.com/business/aut...
Beyond the lamentations of the GOP young goons, I also really need some deep dives into the fallout to the Democratic consultant class, who fought hard to stop the wave since day 1
I was seeing Ezra at the Junior Varsity so couldn’t make it
Chris Steller@chrissteller.bsky.social · 3d agoI don’t know who needs to know this but Better Than Ezra is at the Varsity Theater in Dinkytown tonight
"Do you agree or disagree with the United States moving to establish a national, publicly funded healthcare system, similar to the ones that currently exist in Canada and some European countries?" Agree: 65% Disagree: 20% Research Co. / Oct 31, 2026
The Trump economy is supported mostly by scams of one form or another (crypto MLMs, criminally valuated AI, speculative space nonesense), so it was going to topple one way or another. Hopefully this is a controlled fall
If Texas is still blue in the next presidential election, I think you'll finally have bipartisan support to eliminate the electoral college.
If someone could distill this article into a pill or an injection, I would never be sad again www.vanityfair.com/story/midter...
“I Hate My Fucking Life Right Now”: A Night Out With DC Republicans as the Blue Wave Crashed Down
In restaurants and barrooms across the capital, the ruling party’s apparatchiks watched and agonized as Democrats mounted a historic midterms rout.
vanityfair.com
The Lost Cause coalition is going to be a major force in the GOP for the next decade. After Trump dies they may merge with the Trump Originalists, who will study his texts for guidance on policy and positions for centuries to come.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d agoLara Trump on Iran: "I think you had to give President Trump a lot of credit. He knew this was a political loser for him and he did it anyway."
Sabrina Carpenter is the butterfly that started the Blue Wave people.com/sabrina-carp...
Sabrina Carpenter Jokes She 'Got the Mayor Indicted' amid Eric Adams Scandal — Which Has Unexpected Link to the Pop Star
A Brooklyn priest who was demoted after Sabrina Carpenter filmed a risqué music video in his church last year is in the news once more — and the pop star has weighed in.
people.com
They're betting on AI. We're betting on the recurrence of people posing for photographs with exquisite, heritage sheep.
Next two years are going to be bizarre. An AI fueled descent into madness focused on vanity projects that won’t have the funding to be completed.
Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 4d ago“.. Inside his concrete chrysalis, everything was still beautiful.” @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/11/04/u...
Maybe the guy that didn’t invest in Florida shouldn’t be the Senate majority leader 🤷
Paulina@diabolama92.bsky.social · 4d agoi need this to be the new blue wall like i need air
These two do not have Tom Hanks's best interest in mind
derek guy@dieworkwear.bsky.social · 4d agomy desire to deport stephen miller meeting with my desire to build a new kind of politics around love
When do we get to restart the War on Christmas?
at the airport and there are soooooo many unhappy guys in vests at the bar
Does someone have eyes on Alito and Thomas? Worried someone is preparing a last minute billion dollar retirement package for them.
Also genuinely excited we’re not doing Martial law by ICE this morning.
