Maxence & I have a bromance brewing, but god dammit, his claws are sharp. And he slipped off my lap when I was wearing pyjamas & I'll leave it to your imagination which part of my anatomy he stuck his claws in as he fell.

@mrchrisaddison.bsky.social How about these?

Wednesday. Birds.

www.maptap.gg August 5 98🎯 98🎯 95🏅 83😁 86🎓 Final score: 893

A baby's first steps beside a huge crater left by a Russian missile strike near an apartment building in Kyiv on August 1, 2026. Heartbreaking. 📹: cherrybombfields / Instagram

Really enjoying this one on Netflix. A sort of Engrenages for the South, with even more dysfunctional flics. The 36 is one of my all time favourite French films.

Big world, little cat 🐾

www.maptap.gg August 4 96🔥 99🎯 100🎯 94🏅 93🏆 Final score: 956

Over 33mm of rain in about 40mins last night. No wonder the crepe myrtle's looking a bit sorry for itself. Back to 32° today.

youtu.be/HeUNu8zZ020?... Actual rain. Wonderful, wonderful wet stuff from the skies 🙏

Roxy Music - Rain Rain Rain

YouTube video by Daniel Spaulding

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Then, as if by magic, I am no longer the anti-christ. This is going to work 🐾💕

runpee.com?fbclid=Iwb21... I never knew this existed until about 5 minutes ago.

www.maptap.gg August 3 100🎯 80👏 78😂 92🏆 94🏅 Final score: 894

Terrible news: last night Maxence was attacked by the rug monster 🐾

www.maptap.gg August 2 100🎯 100🎯 97🔥 87🎓 71😁 Final score: 868 He's having a good run today. Let's chuck in a huge former soviet country for the hell of it.

Dimanche

Brave little boy!

Happy Chaturday from the most scared chaton in France. Still in his safe corner, but he's eaten, pooped & slept in his bed. This one will take time 💕🐾🇫🇷

www.maptap.gg August 1 100🎯 98🔥 100🎯 99🎯 91👑 Final score: 968

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Un chat brûlé en Sologne, le propriétaire persuadé que l'animal a été utilisé comme torche pour mettre le feu à la forêt - ICI

Une affaire de torture sur un animal de compagnie secoue un village de Sologne. La semaine dernière, un chat a été retrouvé mort, brûlé, à La Ferté-Imbault (Loir-et-Cher). Son propriétaire a porté pla...

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One Maxence leaves, another arrives. He's tiny & hiding behind a filing cabinet. I've also just discovered he shares a birthday with hitler!

Goose in the market promoting er... goose products.

Maybe it's time to dump all international football & their money making tournaments? #clubbeforecountries

www.maptap.gg July 31 99🎯 83😁 98🎯 98🎯 96🔥 Final score: 960 Scope for massive failure there, but the tap gods smiled on me.

It's raining 🙏🇫🇷

I enjoyed most of this, but good grief that CGI dog is annoying.

Tonight I begged for a dorito, ate a dorito & threw up a dorito.

Wow. Uefa. Never saw them as the good guys.

2 kittens from Maxence's litter looking for homes in SW France.

He's kept the World Club Cup which he didn't win. Chelsea did. And what's going on with all those model planes? Is he 9 years old? Don't answer that. Still, we get the last laugh: you can't take it with you.

Dom Ervolina@dominicervolina.com · 7d ago

Deputy Chief of Staff Dan Scavino posted this video of the Oval Office and it somehow looks even more embarrassing than I realized