my enduring legacy of being a pretentious jerk about music on a now washed website almost two decades ago
Sue (pun on the Sonic Youth album "Goo")
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it kinda bums me out that being an edgelord jerk is now presumed to be right wing reactionary coded. back in my day it was politically agnostic; it just meant you were too online and insecure. I think we're missing out on a lot of angry young male artists, and guys who are way too into noise music.
but either way, there will be bluechecks talking down to you 😃
okay so the problem here is that alex jones already sold "straight frog" plushies
InfoWars@realinfowars.bsky.social · yesterdayThey turned the friggin' frogs gay. Buy one now at store.theonion.com.
I think a lot about that one bailey jay tweet that was like "if I was cis I'd still only do anal but I'd wear yoga pants to whole foods"
{✦} BIG RAD DEMON DAD {✦}@viomarks.bsky.social · 4d agoyoga pants make a character inherently more attractive tbh
I'm cope relistening to knowledge fight and I'm up to the first few months of covid episodes and I'm feeling oddly nostalgic. ivermectin just got name-dropped for the first time.
having a panic attack calculating how many years it's been since season 3 of moral orel
the Mountain Goats@themountaingoats.bsky.social · 2d agoI don't even know what to say. This is real, this is true, so, like, thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. This took over 25 years to happen so if there's any lesson here it's either "keep at it, who knows" or "many people are divorced"
reinventing hanky code but with anime keychains. miku means you're vers bi. rei ayanami means you're into medical stuff. homura means you're a power bottom. chiyo-chan means you're thirty five years old. etc
you don't see it as much now because there are more dedicated markets and publications for otokonoko hentai, but back in the day you'd occasionally read a normal cishet doujin where in between stories there'd be a oneoff sketch of a male character in a skirt getting plowed and it was mind-blowing
trance music was a cia program to create new kinds of annoying white guy
rewatched the first recycle of the penguindrum movie last night and I kinda forgot ringo straight up drugs and attempts to rape her teacher. what a show.
me when I find out you liked the rebuilds
me: yeah so "transsexual" is back in style but you need to be careful because some people who use it are pick-me mean girl types who think of themselves as better than the blue hair and pronouns gang rapidly losing interest guy from grindr: haha yeah, so, I'm sorry, did you say you DON'T top, or
gotta have my coffee bro, I GOTTA have my coffee. (i start feeling for the gun in the back of my jeans)
this is inside baseball and not really actionable information but if you're attending otakon this year you may be interested to know that one of the arcade game vendors is a former rhythm game community guy who has been exiled for multiple credible sexual assaults and banned from two conventions
in spite of what your slice of life animes might have told you, being a middleaged female alcoholic isn't all it's cracked up to be
this is what it's like unironically. you're like "yeah I can't afford groceries" and they're like have you tried daily affirmations. they won't even give you benzos about it anymore.
The Onion@theonion.com · 4d agoMental Health Experts Advise Struggling Americans To Try Crying About It Like Little Baby https://theonion.com/mental-health-experts-advise-struggling-americans-to-try-crying-about-it-like-little-baby/
oh yeah, I'm losing my healthcare in a couple months, I keep forgetting
Raw Story@rawstory.com · 5d agoIf a terminal cancer diagnosis isn't enough to exempt you from Medicaid work requirements — what is? A federal judge declined to answer that Thursday, letting the rule stand.
making a grocery list and giving myself an anxiety attack because of how much it's gonna cost
