We should douse the Liberty Bibberty ball with gasoline and light it on fire
Just cried my fuckin damn eyes out feeling so much relief ong
Can’t stop thinking abt this. Today I asked my grandparents if they’d ever seen b&ws before moving to Manhattan together in the early 60s. Gma grew up in Upstate NY and Gpa in Metro Boston. They’d both never seen them until they moved to New York. I was stunned.
the irish mitski@sugarmaggz.bsky.social · 2d agoI offered a black and white cookie to the 5:40 PM conductor cuz he’s my homie, and when I took it out of the bag to show him he was like “Oh! That’s like the cookie from Seinfeld!” I almost fainted 
But you should still sell me a dicks ticket for a reasonable price.
cops will (rightfully) ticket you for throwing your McDonald’s bags out the car window, but there’s just shit in space slamming into the moon.
I’ve never seen past s2 of Sopranos but I saw a clip earlier of Meadow running into Tony at the club and it reminded me of me and my dad—not the coke and marital problems part but the “Hey sweetheart, need some money? Have a great time and be safe” part bc I love that my dad respects my party side
Had too run to catch the traine and therefore am Sweatig ,
I had for breakfast what I was going to eat for dinner last night and the generic Vyvanse has me flyyyying bro
Kill the prediction markets before it’s too late. They’re allowing people to bet on wildfires. Which will of course fuel more arson. Because duh. FOH. To my gambling addicts out there: get help. To the Kalshi bros: 🖕🏼#stoneytakes
I offered a black and white cookie to the 5:40 PM conductor cuz he’s my homie, and when I took it out of the bag to show him he was like “Oh! That’s like the cookie from Seinfeld!” I almost fainted 
I do appreciate that phish gives people the feeling that their life has meaning, even if that meaning is centered around going to phish
Just had someone comment on a typo I made on an Untappd post from nine years ago.
today is my grandparents’ 63rd wedding anniversary… bro… 🥹
loling so hard at this guy using the aglet of his shoelace to pack his joint on the train fhehdhehfjfj
It should be illegal for bus stations in Los Angeles not to have a shelter lol
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my quest to find a black-and-white cookie in Los Angeles that satisfies my Long Island Girl heart continues. There is a place up in the Valley that makes really good ones that are close to home but they are small and cost a lot for the size.
I was just in line at the post office and this old Australian guy said that I look pretty in my pink top, and then he leaned in closet and said “You know, in Australia, if you wear pink, they think you’re gay” and I was like Oh, ok