There was a noise in The Odyssey that was like...the loudest sound I've ever heard? I was squirming in my seat. Really loud
Matty Long
@superhappymatty.bsky.social
Black lines & bright colours 🔸️ Check out my new series CROAKY 🔸️ SUPER HAPPY MAGIC FOREST is on iPlayer and CBBC now! 🔸️ www.mattylong.com Insta: @superhappymatty
Here's the time I provided assets to use for promoting one of my events and they ran the whole thing through AI.
Uh so Croaky: Danger at Crater Canyon is out today! It's got death-defying and ill-advised stunts, UFOs (?), and Winston. You know, the old puffin guy. Go get it! (please)
Croaky: Danger at Crater Canyon lands on May 7th. Snakes, meteors, and...UFO's!? 🛸
Just to recap: I switched to Smash after WeTransfer became unusable 🙂
Andor good but spent the whole series waiting for it to get as good as everyone said it was. Also where were all the aliens? Lobster head guys etc
Sure would be nice if I could hold just one drawing event without getting ill afterwards 🙂
![[Scene is ANCIENT GREECE - where SOCRATES and PLATO and others are sitting round, thinking]
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SOCRATES:
Plato..
PLATO:
Yes Socrates?
2
SOCRATES:
Can you tell me, are you human?
PLATO:
Why… yes, Socrates
3
SOCRATES:
And would you agree, Plato, that a human knows what a chariot is?
PLATO:
Um, yep
4
SOCRATES:
So you can tell me, then
5
[Socrates produces a papyrus, showing a drawing of the corner of a chariot wheel]
SOCRATES:
*Is that a chariot*?
6
PLATO:
Well
that’s more just a bit of wheel
7
SOCRATES:
So not a *chariot*.
PLATO:
No.
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SOCRATES:
[Producing another papyrus with the full drawing of the chariot, chopped into boxes]
So if a man were challenged to “tap the boxes containing chariots to prove you’re human” when he was just trying to check his ClubCard points... *where could he tap*?
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PLATO:
Well you can’t tap any of them really
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SOCRATES:
So are we not human?
PLATO:
‘Spose not.
11
[Bleak pause]
12
PLATO:
I’ll get the hemlock
SOCRATES:
Yeah
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CROAKY: Escape from Crow Castle is out now. Some fun surprises in this one, with a bit of spookiness too 😱🐦⬛🏰
SHMF turned 10 this week, which is mad! For a more earnest reflection on it do check out my instagram @superhappymatty if you fancy. Cheers 🍄
Think I loved everything about Hollow Knight apart from playing the game
Wading through AI slop on Pinterest like that grandma in the acid lake in Dante's Peak
5yo borrowed this book from the local library. Read it at bedtime and I'm not sure who enjoyed it more 😅 Great buddy comedy between a #crab and a #prawn, lots of nice facts thrown in. The images are gorgeous and full of so many details and hidden surprises. Can't recommend it enough!! #rockpool
Matty Long@superhappymatty.bsky.social · 3y agoMy new book Who Rules The Rockpool? is out now! Join a foolhardy crab and a nervous prawn who are washed away into a journey of discovery and danger. And other stuff. I hope you'll check it out 🦀
Apple did a great job making the Pencil Pro as slippery as possible
Anyone here draw on iPad? Are you using paper-like / glass screen protectors or raw dogging it? I need answers
Anyone here draw on iPad? Are you using paper-like / glass screen protectors or raw dogging it? I need answers
New one from me, out October 2nd. CROAKY: ESCAPE FROM CROW CASTLE. Pre-order NOW, and if you do it TODAY at Waterstones.com you can get 25% off with the code SUMMER25. But only until midnight tonight. Sorry for the late notice 😅
