// Theres a C137 Morty!!!

"I'm Rick, everybody knows I don't give a shit! At least I'm honest about it."

"Hey the whole apathy thing is pretty cliche at this point. We get it, you don't give a fuck about anything."

"Says the one walking around with that weird ass eye patch! Besides, that whole torturing all the other Morty thing is pretty fucking creepy."

"Don't you have /anything/ better to do than show up and act like a little creep?"

"What's up ~~BBBUUURRRPPP~~ bitches?"

"W-what do you mean, how did it work? I found a sentient hivemind living on a planet, and we had sex for like a week straight."

𝙴̓͋̕𝙻̈́́̽𝙳̿̓͝𝚁͑͐̐𝙸͒͘͝𝚃̔̔͛𝙲́͌̕𝙷̾͒@aellaeldritch.bsky.social · 2w ago

"But how did that work... /On a technical level/? Was it a people-sized planet? ... ... Did you find an alluring stalagmite or a sinkhole? ...Did you buy it a drink first?"

// Holy shit everyone, you've all been so great again lol I'll do replies later but for now, just hanging out on the TL ☺️

"I don't know, shapeshifter, wanna find out?~ *She licks the top of his hand, and it sends a jolt down his cybernetic spine. Rick locks eyes with her.* "If you think you can handle it, maybe we should find a little more privacy~" *Clearly he had something more on his mind.*

『 𝒥𝒰𝒮𝒯 𝒜 𝑀𝐼𝑅𝒜𝒢𝐸 . 』@msmirage.bsky.social · 2w ago

(She licks the top of his hand, knowing damn well her tongue is a bit like barbed wire.)

*Rick continues to pet behind Mirage's ear as her tail sways back and forth, and then just a little harder with the scratches.* "Most of the time I have a pretty good point~" *He could tell she was enjoying the attention, and he looked down at her as she sat in her panther form.*+

『 𝒥𝒰𝒮𝒯 𝒜 𝑀𝐼𝑅𝒜𝒢𝐸 . 』@msmirage.bsky.social · 2w ago

(Whether she was talking about pouncing in a violent way or a friendly way was up to Rick to interpret.)

"If you /must/ know, I'm working on something to track my daughter down." *Rick pinches the bridge of his nose and screams* "This is bullshit!"

George Ward@pavedwithsalvation.bsky.social · 2w ago

Yeesh! *George raises his hands in surrender. He wasn’t expecting to get snapped at* Sorry, I was just wondering what you were working on

*He really isn't bothered by the attitude, more interested in banter that seemed to be going back and forth.* "Hey, you're the one circling around me like you want to pounce~" *As Mirage nudges her head into his palm, Rick starts rubbing behind her ear.*

『 𝒥𝒰𝒮𝒯 𝒜 𝑀𝐼𝑅𝒜𝒢𝐸 . 』@msmirage.bsky.social · 2w ago

(Mirage is a little surprised that Rick doesn't seem to mind her cheeky attitude. That last sentence makes her pause and look up.) "You know...if I didn't know any better, I'd think you were hitting on me~" (The shapeshifter proceeds to nudge her head into his palm, ignoring the irony.)

"Oh yeah he's a real fuckin moron, always disappointing his family in one way or another."

𝑨𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓(ᴘɪʟᴏᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴᴛ)@staticdxmon.bsky.social · 3w ago

"I did get summoned by some stupid looking guy? Is that him?" A static like sound came out of him. That snile never fading. Radio cane in hand.

"Hey don't tell me what to ~~bbbuuurrrppp~~ do."

𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐘 🜲@cyber--king.bsky.social · 2w ago

"BUT Burp somewhere else..." Steps back.

"Rick lets out a small chuckle as she moves around him, admiring the grace of Mirage's form.* "I can sort of do something like that, but it doesn't mean I can't appreciate someone and their talents, does it?" *Mirage moves behind him and playfully bumps into his back, taking an inch or two+

『 𝒥𝒰𝒮𝒯 𝒜 𝑀𝐼𝑅𝒜𝒢𝐸 . 』@msmirage.bsky.social · 2w ago

(Standing behind him now, she gives him a playful bump with her head at the middle of his back.) "Besides, I can do LOADS of other stuff than just the shifting~"

"Yeah I don't really know why you're talking talking about manners either. ~~Bbbbuuurrrpp~~"

𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐘 🜲@cyber--king.bsky.social · 2w ago

"I- actually." Strokes his chin. "Why am I talking about manners, I come from Night City..."

"Why the fuck would I do that?"

𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐘 🜲@cyber--king.bsky.social · 2w ago

"Yuck... At least say excuse me...."

"Hey I did say I wanted to start you off easy. We can work our way up." *Rick watches while Mirage shifts and her body vibrates, his eyes go wide and a grin spreads across his face. He leans forward from his position, arms still folded but clearly watching with great interest.*+

『 𝒥𝒰𝒮𝒯 𝒜 𝑀𝐼𝑅𝒜𝒢𝐸 . 』@msmirage.bsky.social · 2w ago

(Now fully a panther, Mirage gets down on her haunches in an elegant sitting position. And she speaks.) "Easy as pie~"

" ~~Bbbbuuurrrpppp~~ Sure thing."

𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐘 🜲@cyber--king.bsky.social · 2w ago

"Thank you... Don't call me a discount rack though."

Oh I fucked an actual planet.."

𝙴̓͋̕𝙻̈́́̽𝙳̿̓͝𝚁͑͐̐𝙸͒͘͝𝚃̔̔͛𝙲́͌̕𝙷̾͒@aellaeldritch.bsky.social · 3w ago

"Metaphorically or for real?!"

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀❝ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ʜᴀᴅ ᴀ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴇɴᴅɪɴɢ, ᴛʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ʜᴀᴠᴇɴ’ᴛ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴘᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴀᴛᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ.❞ 🔁&🖤

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"I'M NOT GETTING MARRIED! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?"

Jerry Smith@saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 3w ago

"...YOU SENT MY MOM TO HELL??"

"...Hey what can I say? You seem like you'd be interesting." *Rick finishes his beer, tosses the bottle into a trashcan. He crosses his arms over his chest.* "Anything at all? How about a panther? Something easy to start."

『 𝒥𝒰𝒮𝒯 𝒜 𝑀𝐼𝑅𝒜𝒢𝐸 . 』@msmirage.bsky.social · 3w ago

"...I shouldn't really be surprised a man of science is so curious about me." (She sighs, ignoring that one time she got dangerously close to becoming a lab rat. With a glance at him she took another sip of beer.) "Okay, then...name something. A person or an animal. Living or dead."

"I SENT HER TO HELL, JERRY! STRAIGHT TO HELL!!"

Jerry Smith@saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 3w ago

"I don't wanna know..."

"She even asked me to marry her! Do you know what I said?" *He's frothing at the mouth*

Jerry Smith@saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 3w ago

His face slumps. "I know..."

*He downs about the same amount, wiping his mouth with the back of his sleeve.* "That's one way to put it..I could run an analysis but.." *Rick gives Mirage a sly grin* "Maybe I just wanna see what you can do~"

『 𝒥𝒰𝒮𝒯 𝒜 𝑀𝐼𝑅𝒜𝒢𝐸 . 』@msmirage.bsky.social · 3w ago

(There's a second where Mirage wants to ask more.) "Yeah...I'm aware my DNA's scrambled eggs." She pauses. But with a nod she cracks her beer open, chugging a third and wiping her mouth discreetly with the back of her hand) "Oh, you're already getting competitive with me?~"