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Suresh the Bear

@sureshdabear.bsky.social

PNW | RL buck 🦌 | Part-time Bear 🐻 | Sometimes a Pig 🐽 | 39 | He/Him | Fursuiter | Amateur Absurdist Philosopher | Cooking enthusiast 🫕 | I sing about bears

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Suresh the Bear@sureshdabear.bsky.social · 8h ago

My take on the new season of X-Men'97: "We, X-Factor, will protect the world" "OH SHUT YOUR MOUTHS, YOU COPYRIGHT STEALING WHORE." "Chuck, that's a bit har-" "AND YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH TOO, CABLE, WITH YOUR "X-FORCE" "LOOK CHARLES, EVER SINCE YOU STARTED X-CORP YOU'VE BECOME A SHILL"

Suresh the Bear@sureshdabear.bsky.social · yesterday

Been reading Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut. Damn if this section doesn't feel like a sledgehammer to the face from 60 years ago. "America is the wealthiest nation on Earth, but its people are mainly poor, and poor Americans are urged to hate themselves."

Quote from Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut: "America is the wealthiest nation on Earth, but its people are mainly poor, and poor Americans are urged to hate themselves. To quote the American humorist Kin Hubbard, "It ain't no disgrace to be poor but it might as well be." It is in fact a crime for an American to be poor, even though America is a nation of poor. Every other nation has folk traditions of men wbo were poor but extremely wise and virtuous, and therefore more estimable than anyone with power and gold. No such tales are told by the American poor. They mock themselves and glorify their betters. The meanest eating or drinking establisbment, owned by a man who is himself poor, is very likely to have a sign on its wall asking this cruel question: "If you're so smart, wby ain't you rich?" There will also be an American flag no larger than a child's band---glued to a lolipop stick and flying from the cash register."
Suresh the Bear@sureshdabear.bsky.social · 6d ago

"I'm sure they're fine. But there are a lot of things I hear that are just, 'That was an inside-thought.'" "Inside-thought?" "Like, inside your head, and you don't speak out loud." "... What did they say?" "That's an inside thought."

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · last wk.

TikTok has incredible moderation team. Our InfoWars video about Multiple Horse Theory — the idea that there are many horses in the world and not just one — has been fully deemed misinformation and lost the formal appeals process. Confirmed by Larry Ellison: There is only one horse on Earth.

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lauren@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · last wk.

say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please

Suresh the Bear@sureshdabear.bsky.social · last wk.

"Don't you know what red flags are??" "No, that's what being raised by emotionally immature people is like. They have no colors, they're just flags." "Didn't you learn eventually??" "Look, by the time I understood colors, I was gaslit into thinking only scarlet red flags were bad."