UK friends it’s our turn! MORTAL MONARCHS is available on Kindle this month for 99p. Shocking really, considering how bloody brilliant it is 🤪🤪 Enjoy!
Suzie Edge
@suzieedge.bsky.social
Medical doctor turned writer. Gory tales of human bodies in history and dead king juice. Books, TikToks, photographs and films.
“The last time this happened (ish) was in 1685…” So what you’re saying is they’ve been getting away with *checks notes* EVERYTHING for hundreds of years.
...and then I opened the BBC news website and saw that 'Prince' Andrew had been arrested...
You, me, thick coffee and a chapter about Ebola today. We’ve got this. 🦠
I made a tiktok video that was only about ten seconds long asking how everyone was doing. Over 1,000 replies from unhappy Americans later I was admonished by TikTok for ‘Activity in the US.’ I’m gonna have to break out this gif again.
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It's here! THE END OF GODS is out today! And what better way to celebrate its publication, than a simple unboxing video. One in which I use actual magic! youtu.be/wxNBVxpn2_A
Due to adverse weather conditions I will remain closed today.
I’m just gonna go hide under long running TV shows and the occasional movie.
A lot has happened in 2025, some good, some terrible, but generally, this year has been shit. One day more.
Time again for my favorite christmas post ever, one that still makes me laugh every time i read it
I showed Mr Edge a photo on Facebook of a woman who was in my class at school. I said jeez, look at that. I don’t look that old do I? Anyway, long story short, I’m on the lookout for a new husband.
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There should be a category on Netflix/Amazon Prime called "don't get invested" for all the brilliant shows that got cancelled after one season.
I want to know what the marketing budget is for Stranger Things. 🤯
EXTENDED PREVIEW of THE WILDER for ya! Live on Kickstarter now! Link in Bio. We need your support y'all. ONLY 14 DAYS LEFT and we are sitting at 50%. We need those sweet sweet pledges. We thought we would share a bunch of complete pages. Oh and Happy Thanksgiving to our American friends.
It’s been a few weeks since I came to England. It’s still raining.
I think I just moved to 2. Terror - at about 4am when I woke in a cold sweat.
Note from my notebook (2018). Still relevant.
My 365 is ending but we go again. This time each week will have a theme: a colour or number etc, I’ve yet to work that out. Now it’s less about doom scroll avoidance and more the creative fun. Oooh I have a new Nikon Z/RED collab coming, so hot it’s not yet off the press. *taps fingers impatiently*
Finally got round to seeing the 2022 All Quiet on the Western Front. It was visually stunning. Every shot. No surprise it won Oscars for cinematography etc.
Daughter has convinced me to watch Stranger Things. True to form I am a decade late.
This film is incredible. I’m not done seeing it at the cinema.
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OK quiet down you lot. One Battle After Another is about to start in VistaVision.
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@suzieedge.bsky.social It's not often that I'm so engrossed in a book that I finish it in a day. That was superb.
Dear BBC News, Prince Harry visiting his dad is not breaking news that needs to take priority over discussing Russia flying drones in Polish airspace & our PM being ok with the US Ambassador’s close friendship with a pedophile.
I always loved the film Dave. Can we get a Dave for a bit?
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I watched the last episode of Scandal. I am now bereft. Please send thoughts or prayers or something. I’m gonna need a minute.
My latest kids book, a gruesomely grisly history of medicine drops tomorrow.