When I was in Foxborough, someone expressed surprise that I’d fly so far for a concert. I said well BTS doesn’t come to the PNW, to which they responded, “Yeah…. But you have LA!” Los Angeles is a THOUSAND MILES from here. Brain poisoned by tiny states.
swellow
@swellow.bsky.social
maybe you’ve read my fic. 30s, she/her, nsfw/rpf, hopekook biased ot7 🌼 BOFQ of your dreams 🖋️ ao3.org/users/swellow/works
while i'm spamming the skyline with absolutely devastating hobi videos may as well add this one for good measure. catastrophic stuff!!!!!!!!!!!! disastrous. calamitous. other adjectives.
how is he just walking around with this kind of power there needs to be some kind of summit to address this the hobi threat level must be raised to severe we must DO something
The whiplash I just experienced scrolling past this and suddenly realizing my own fic title was on there
It's Rare Pair Friday! We have a fic rec of each of our nine rare pairs to share today!
Moved up to 120lb for my hip thrust. Jungkook I am coming for you
Clarz told me that the video upload limits have changed so later today I’ll upload my hopekook edit directly here so you can all see how they’re BOYFRIENDS
boyfriends in matching outfits boyfriends in matching outfits boyfriends in matching outfits boyfriends in matching outfits
Yall I swear we are going to finish No Other Homeland, I know it’s been forever but we wouldn’t abandon it!!!
Today I’m thinking of some of the comments I got on earlier chapters of a truth so loud about jk going out and using people for sex and how sometimes when you leave a comment like that, you reveal so much more about yourself than about the fic
I decided on a whim to reread Benefits Package (ao3.org/works/41337510) and wow goddamn I’ve never had an original idea have I lol, there are specific phrases I just repeated almost word for word in a truth so loud whooooops
Also don’t think for a SECOND I didn’t clock that hopekook ass smack
Hobi “after the concert can we shower? I won’t be able to sleep on the plane if I don’t shower” vindicating all my characterizations of him with one single line god I love him so much
I love days when everyone realizes that hopekook is real but simultaneously they drive me crazy because I know this EVERY day and yet most people don’t….. life is so sad, so unfair
Putting a close-up of Hobi’s ass while he’s stretching in your vlog… I know what you are, Jungkook
your knees till morning 🍒 hopekook 🍒 E, 6.6k 🍒 bio dom/sub, cisswap 🍒 for @lickrish.bsky.social 🍒 ao3.org/works/90394921
Every Tuesday I sabotage my whole day by working out as hard as I can at 8am, rendering me useless for productivity, but I am not going to stop
I’m not getting rid of them or anything but I feel like I have the most valuable currency in the world right now (bts LA tix). V powerful, v sexy
Re last RP - something I’ve been thinking about recently is the reverse: international ARMYs often miss things BTS have done that were actually major moments of standing up for what is right because we have grown up in freer countries and are not seeing it in the context of South Korean politics.
So many highs and lows in this beautiful fandom space in the last few weeks. I've been thinking a lot, about all sorts of things. Humanity, complexity, morality. What we can know and can't know. Where our lines are. The nature of love, of joy and disappointment and how +
Jk in the background begging for attention…. Yes…….. yesssss…. sickos.jpg
MY EYES ALMOST POPPED OUT OF MY SKULL
Genuinely hope they read weverse comments and think we fcked it up, if you can end your relationship with grammys you can also end this
Not gonna do anything, but it does feel cathartic to DM hobi on ig and tell him I’m very disappointed in him