Smoke Alarm Sick Of Being Yelled At For Doing Its Job https://theonion.com/smoke-alarm-sick-of-being-yelled-at-for-doing-its-job-1845127577/

A proud father supporting his trans daughter

It’s nice she thinks through when they might benefit from seeing him the most

AGUST D CHARTS@dataagustd.bsky.social · 20h ago

Tour manager Angie reveals Stoney Blue, the tour dog’s pre-show routine: while every member makes time to visit, it’s usually always SUGA and Jimin who make sure to see Stoney before taking the stage! 🐶 Yoongi’s sweet little concert tradition with Stoney is so endearing 🥹

Tour manager Angie reveals Stoney Blue, the tour dog’s pre-show routine: while every member makes time to visit, it’s usually always SUGA and Jimin who make sure to see Stoney before taking the stage! 🐶 Yoongi’s sweet little concert tradition with Stoney is so endearing 🥹

This is actually coming along faster than I expected! I found some hand and finger stretches on YouTube (basically amounts to bending your own fingers back lol) and I do them before playing and it seems to help. I’m still not great at it but way better than a few days ago

L⁷@7stargalaxy.bsky.social · 3d ago

Yeah this is going to be a long term project because me swearing in pain is not really the vibe of the song lol

Happy Water Bottle Washing Day to all who celebrate.

4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day. On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga

this is why protest guides say to wear generic looking clothing with NO visible patches or logos or stylistic designs and start paying in cash for your things

Andrew Couts@couts.bsky.social · 11h ago

NEW: ICE agents demanded that REI turn over the names of "all persons" who bought a green beanie from the outdoor retailer over the past two years as part of their probe of protesters who entered a St. Paul church in March. @regret.bsky.social w/ the scoop: www.wired.com/story/ice-wa...

I don’t usually use TikTok and it made me laugh that this was its suggestion when I saved the video. Yeah I’ll get right on that, thank you TikTok.

L⁷@7stargalaxy.bsky.social · 10h ago

🚨 SEAL UPDATE 🚨 (this is just going to be my thread for it now) Know (some of) your celebrity seals! You’ll recognise Mashiro as the menacefrom my last seal update vm.tiktok.com/ZN8YxFHBk/

I’ve just realised that the community mental health team were supposed to ring yesterday to tell me if I could see the consultant or not.

the first rule of Crime Club is that you have to talk openly about your crimes as often as possible

Channel 4 reporter: Hello. I am Mr. Alias and this is my extremely suspicious comically large donation that i can only make in the form of a bag of money with a dollar sign on it. every other reform guy: seems legit! let me tell you every single way in which i and my boss have broken the law

I don’t even go here but I had such a crush on Paul Gross when I was like 9 and he was in Due South

Heated Rivalry News@hrnews.bsky.social · yesterday

The HBO portraits! via hbomax

Somewhere in England, a tired man turns off Channel 4 news and wearily puts on a bin.

Just having to wait and hope it gets approved at some point would actually drive me insane, what an awful position to be in

dan and phil updates@updatedphan.bsky.social · yesterday

danielhowell on twitter

victorian lad maxxing (collapsing onto the floor due to The Elements)

i love that this has had literally no impact on my day lol

MacRumors.com@macrumors.bsky.social · yesterday

ChatGPT, Claude, and Grok Are Down

The Channel 4 expose on Reform is telly ecstasy. Prestige TV is great but can it beat watching Nigel Farage, James Orr and James Johnson getting stitched up for blatant corruption? No it cannot

www.britishpollingcouncil.org/objects-and-...

Oh no Dan and Phil had to reschedule US tour dates because they still don’t have a visa. That really sucks for everyone, I hope everyone who was going can make the new dates.

YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.

ChatGPT, Anthropic, Gemini, and Grok, all experiencing major issues today. And if that could go on for just like, 13 more weeks, I think we'd all benefit immensely.

This is artificial girlfriend genocide

Pop Base@popbase.tv · yesterday

ChatGPT, Claude & Grok are currently down, according to users.

Can’t believe he would say his music was disposable like chip shop paper. Freddie, you’re nearly 80 and people STILL care!!!

Rolling Stone@rollingstone.com · yesterday

Freddie Mercury Left His Private Archive to His Best Friend. She’s Now Sharing it With the World Mary Austin was by Mercury's side during the entire Queen saga. Exclusive excerpt: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

Freddie Mercury Left His Private Archive to His Best Friend. She’s Now Sharing it With the World Mary Austin was by Mercury's side during the entire Queen saga. Exclusive excerpt: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

God can you imagine what would have happened if I’d loved Freddie like I do now in 2019 when I saw Jin doing the ayyyyyoooo at Wembley

It’s absolutely killing me how much they manage to be annoying in one and a half minutes and 99% is unintentional. Let Tom set up the game 😭

Improvisers vs EACH OTHER?! 🤬

YouTube video by Shoot From The Hip

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the ghost of this lamp