"Yeah, well. First thing about learning from your mother, is to have one." He said it nonchalantly, but man, it still stung. "... Ya had me at pizza."

𝑳𝑬𝑶𝑵 𝑺. 𝑲𝑬𝑵𝑵𝑬𝑫𝒀 .ᐟ@govthound.bsky.social · 7mo ago

“Didn’t your mum teach you sharing is good? Come on, I’ll buy you a pizza to pay you back, or a beer.”

// Dante: That dude is a vampire

⋆⭒˚.⋆—— 𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐌𝐈𝐂𝐊.@irishlament.bsky.social · 8mo ago

// Anyway❕ You should not know Remmick is a vampire if he never met you before❕ Like I can make an exception for characters that are vampires. (And friends get an exception for funnies) But you're not gonna just know this man is a monster. He's just a mildly offputting Irish dude

Reaching into his bag and stealing a handful of cookies.

𝐿𝑒𝑜𝓃 𝒮 𝒦𝑒𝓃𝓃𝑒𝒹𝓎@rcslatestrookie.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Noming on some cookies. Too early for reports

Louder yawn.

𝘌𝘭𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘯, 𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘭, 𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 ℳℴ𝓉𝒾𝓋ℯ 𝓉𝒽𝓇ℴ𝓊ℊ𝒽 ℯ𝓂ℴ𝓉𝒾ℴ𝓃, 𝒹𝒶𝓂𝒶ℊℯ𝒹 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝓌ℯ'𝓇ℯ ℊℴ𝓁𝒹ℯ𝓃

Well... I'm above ground, so not terrible. Could use some fun, though. All the jobs I've got are easy kills. Babysitters gone wrong, missing children, stolen bikes... You got anything for me?

Good morning yourself.

❓ "The hell..." Nose twitch. "Yeah. I've got your Krabby Patty right here." Shooting him through the phone line.

The phone rang just as Dante's eyes started to close. He sighed and kicked it off the hook. It landed in his hand. "Devil May Cry. Who's this?"

Yawn. "Guess it's about that time, huh."

He'll find him. Pfft. Yeah, right. After everything that was said and done, after Temen-Ni-Gru, hell - even Mallet Island, it was a wonder that Dante still believed in his brother. Anyone else would have counted him for dead. But despite his outward laziness, his sarcasm and vitriol-

"Yeah, yeah... why not have a slice of pizza while you're at it," he sighed, waving his hand. It was laced in sarcasm and feigned misery.

𝑳𝑬𝑶𝑵 𝑺. 𝑲𝑬𝑵𝑵𝑬𝑫𝒀 .ᐟ@govthound.bsky.social · 8mo ago

See? That’s how one proves his niceness. It tastes surprisingly good. His sugar levels are enjoying themselves. “You’re a real one.”

// started writing a couple replies on here and immediately my brain just went full dante mode, will get to a few more before the night ends hopefully

"They're alright. Sure doesn't beat a strawberry sundae," he said, crossing his arms over his chest. His jacket collar covered his mouth. "What matters is you know you did it. What you gave up for a piece of the pie. Who knows what else you'd give up, given the circumstances?" Clicking his tongue.

【 MOVED ACCOUNTS 】@eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social · 8mo ago

❝ Uhh..... yeah! You've tried these, you know how good they are! ❞ He's just trying not to stay embarrassed. He holds his hands out. ❝ What does it matter? This is inconsequential. No one else saw but you. ❞

Humans. Always so confused. Always so pitiful. Ones like this? Don't know how they could live on in such ignorance. "I can tell you believe that," he said, voice low and on the verge of uninterested. "And that's why it's such a shame."

𝗝𝗔𝗠𝗘𝗦 𝗦𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗟𝗔𝗡𝗗@veiledguilt.bsky.social · 8mo ago

"I… honestly don't know what you mean," he says, a vacant expression on his face, though there 𝘪𝘴 some confusion in there, at least.