Date: What do you do? Me: I'm a kleptozoologist Date: Isn't it cryptozoologist? Me, stuffing my pockets with lobsters from the tank: that's a common misconception
the waddle dee sanctuary 🧡🌠
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30 ☆ they/mer/vamp ☆ biggest lesbian you'll meet ☆ yuri war veteran ☆ collects fictional children like strays ☆ that person who reviews books occasionally ☆ done being sad im evil now ☆ assigned catholic at birth 🧡 ワドルディ大好き ☆ the barbie dreamhouse system
You can kill a French vampire with a baguette. It's a painstaking process but it works.
dick grayson has hypermobility and in this essay i will
army is growing. gonna get a display shelf for them tbh cuz they're outgrowing this shelf too fast
obtained the perfect chair for my desk (darlene) her name is going to be charlotte, i think. or roseanne but charlotte came to me first (after my oc w pink hair)
tell me five random things you love (that aren't people or pets) 1. sasuke :) (he's not real fuck off) 2. law (like study and application of it) 3. crocheting 4. languages and grammar 5. jokes that make you go "oh NO" when you hear the punchline
nova 💛@momomiya.bsky.social · last mo.Tell me five random things you love (that aren’t people or pets) 1. writing 2. drawing 3. learning about the most random shit in the world 4. ocs!! 5. ice cream :)
last night a fire started at my apt building and we had to evacuate and wait for the fire dept. today there was a small electrical fire at my work and we had to evacuate and wait for the fire dept. I WISH I WERE MAKING THIS UP
fire alarm in my building has now gone off 6 times today listen the first was real but i need yall to NOT
can everyone just look at my fucking baby. her name is miku i love her so much.
dick grayson has hypermobility because i said so and also he's flexible af and also because *i* have hypermobility and anyway ppl should do stuff w that.
Space Marine (watching me play Animal Crossing): Your island is infested with foul mutants. Me: They aren't mutants, that's just what animals look like in this game. Space Marine: I see. (Biskit asks me to give him a new catchphrase) Teach it to praise the Name of the Emperor.
happy 6th bday you goofy girl. you are the queen in my life.
yeah i might not be doing well emotionally this weekend huh
is it critiquing communism or is it critiquing a man who ship of theseus'd communism until it was indistinguishable from the way it was before.
one of our regular pokemon scalpers was in yesterday after we had already sold out of pokemon and he was nasty to me so the joy i got upon telling him there was nothing to scalp.
had this standee of uketsu in my car but i went to adjust his position in my trunk and that's when my car battery died. and then i finally had enough of him cursing me and my bloodline so i removed him from my car and things have only gotten better. going to burn some sage around him in my closet.
