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#SLP working in #HigherEd. #Gamer. Consummate smart aleck. I post about speech nerd stuff, games, and random things that make me smile. She/her.

Dear phone app developers- Please make your app icon a color other than BLUE. So many app icons are blue so if you want me to open and use YOUR app and not get distracted by the one I mistook for yours, choose another color. The # of colors is endless!

Consider the Cornell rape case. Now extrapolate that out to all the other universities who have failed their students in similar ways and just escaped the media spotlight for it. This is not a Cornell problem. It's systemic.

AI advocates say we have no right to stop innovation in the free market. Hogwash. We don’t allow corporations to come up with new nuclear weapons or varieties of cocaine or biological pathogens. We protect the public from certain kinds of innovation. We need guardrails on AI before it’s too late.

It makes me irrationally angry when I see videos posted where the person is speaking into a lapel mic they are holding in their hand. IT'S LITERALLY IN THE NAME! It's a lapel mic, not a hold-it-in-your-hand mic

Trump has turned the White House into a 24/7 corruption operation. This is a national crisis. Trump thinks the public will stop paying attention. So I went to the Senate floor to call his bluff. I told the ENTIRE STORY of his 500 days of corruption. 1/ Here it is - in one🧵

A little bit of faith in humanity restored. Got a voicemail from someone who found my escape artist cat in their yard, checked her collar, and called the # on her tag. Cat found her way home on her own but shout out to that helpful neighbor! Obligatory escapee pic:

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Just thinking about how I kept waiting for teachers to show me how to write cursive numbers after we learned cursive writing. When I asked my older sibs when I would learn cursive numbers, they didn't correct me- they just said, "Soon." I'm still salty all these years later.

In class yesterday, I taught a roomful of grad SLP students how health insurance works. They were appalled. Points covered that drew the biggest reactions include (thread): losing your job = losing health care coverage

BURGUM: When the sun goes down, solar produces zero electricity HUFFMAN: I want to enter into the record this amazing new technology that apparently the secretary is unaware of -- it's a battery