tornado watches like holidays are capitalistic propaganda

things are not looking up for me meteorologically

I go potty alot so if I die randomly they dont have to clean up gross stuff #considerate

I got pipe bomb face

ever since I was a child Ive felt like a sick disgusting pervert intruder

season 6 sam supernatural would make a beautiful 911 operator

I think I got the Russian plague a few weeks ago somehow

I want a bookshelf just to display a single copy of industrial society and its future

you ever meet someone with anti iphone face like motorola face

telling my manager I cant come in cuz my nuts hurt & getting cussed out

I just went #5

infectionposting

I need to sleep for 700 years

thinkin bout goat cheese again lord. help me

cant even call that a wet dream shit was a dry hallucination

shaking in the. bathroom thinkin bout brains bfeet snd legs

me when Im thinking long & hard about something : I got a priapism of the brain…

foot and leg priapism

POTS is like a huge gaint erection ,but as far away from ur heart as possible until you die

never EVER stand up

FOR HIRE: older woman to chew my food for me whilst looking disgruntled and burdened by my needs

Im gonna be the first girl to do a cum tribute

Sitting in this library smashing my dick in the books

I expected lockjaw in my life ,but from giving a bad bitch the craziest throat of her career not my own body betraying me for getting no play

u gotta go doctor to go to different doctor both costing $700

how hard u think I gotta slam a door to remove a wisdom tooth myself

Ive been eating the same bowl of applesauce with a fork for 2 hours now

venture bros braced me for that one

Im pregnant with the Third coming of jesus bc jesus already came back as a puppygirl that got hit by a car in 2016 ,but 3rd times the. charm

something is brewing inside me