Tales From The Future
@talesftf.bsky.social
Ninja eyes peeled on underrated longs and bubbly shorts. My Focus: Tech/[Alt] Energy/Value/Disruptors/Monetary Policy and Cycles. My tales are not advice. - Same TFTF as on that other 🐦 site. Still allergic to charlatans. talesfromthefuture.substack.com
"Where there's smoke, there's fire….”. This self-dealing Tesla x SpaceX merger is likely to happen (even more so since Musk is calling it “fake news”). Expect made-up synergy effects and a lot of other BS when it does. $TSLA $TSLAQ $SPCX electrek.co/2026/07/30/t...
Tesla weighs selling China business to clear path for SpaceX merger
Tesla is weighing a spinoff, sale, or closure of its China business, which builds half its cars, to clear the way for a SpaceX merger, WSJ reports.
electrek.co
A classic act in the three stages. Wunderkind Leopold Aschenbrenner HF meets situational leverage in mid-2026… TFTF notes on X:
Tales From The Future@talesftf.bsky.social · 7d agoThere’s a The Big Short movie quote for every bubble: "itsy bitsy little gully"* in AI & Aschenbrenner’s wunderkind fund? * Used by a cheerful Florida real estate agent to dismiss mounting foreclosures and vacant properties, illustrating the widespread economic denial… #timestamp #aibubble
There’s a The Big Short movie quote for every bubble: "itsy bitsy little gully"* in AI & Aschenbrenner’s wunderkind fund? * Used by a cheerful Florida real estate agent to dismiss mounting foreclosures and vacant properties, illustrating the widespread economic denial… #timestamp #aibubble
George Pearkes@peark.es · 7d agoAn 8 employee hedge fund that was up hundreds of percent and used aggressive leverage is asking investors for more cash to meet margin calls. The tropes in this particular bull market couldn’t get any lazier. www.ft.com/content/2803...
“.. The Cybertruck sold one-sixth of Musk's 250,000-unit annual projection and posted the steepest sales decline of any U.S. EV nameplate in 2025.” @yahoofinance.com $TSLA 247wallst.com/investing/20...
Alex Jones, who has not paid a single cent to the Sandy Hook families despite owing them $1.4 billion, has been in a $3,000 per night suite in Hawaii for the last few weeks illegally using the InfoWars accounts to boost his traffic. Today he said there's going to be a national draft in three weeks.
If somebody walks away from medical school because Elon said so, please refer them to me. They have med school money and I could fool them out of it within an hour
Tales From The Future@talesftf.bsky.social · last wk.After a decade of fake FSD promises: Musk is claiming that “Optimus will beat top surgeons in 3 years”. Can’t stop, won’t stop. $TSLA $TSLAQ “Elon Musk calls medical school 'pointless,' says robots will beat any surgeon in 3 years — telling students to walk away” finance.yahoo.com/sectors/heal...
The doctors should just call up Tesla and ask them to send that Optimus elite surgeon robot to operate on Musk… while they take care of their other patients. I would love to hear that call…”So, it’s not actually ready?”. 😂.
After a decade of fake FSD promises: Musk is claiming that “Optimus will beat top surgeons in 3 years”. Can’t stop, won’t stop. $TSLA $TSLAQ “Elon Musk calls medical school 'pointless,' says robots will beat any surgeon in 3 years — telling students to walk away” finance.yahoo.com/sectors/heal...
Elon Musk calls medical school 'pointless,' says robots will beat any surgeon in 3 years — telling students to walk away
Medical experts, however, strongly disagree with Musk's claims.
finance.yahoo.com
Bryan Johnson is a Sociopath: Part 3,000 #Cloning, like he *stopped* at the petri dish.
“.. the Trump administration decided to remove four service members killed this past weekend from the list .. because their deaths occurred after President Trump declared a cease-fire ..” @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/07/23/u...
About a month ago, Trump said he didn't want to end up with a legacy like Herbert Hoover's. Well, he's one month closer to that now. lnk.thebulwark.com/4wYmpRh
Bunch of new medical personnel being flown to Germany? Probably nothing to see here. 🤦♂️ (Germany is the primary hub to prepare for military casualties in the Middle East. They’re flexing a lot of personnel, including over 100 medics)
Fooled for the umpteenth time. Teslarians w FSD HW3 still got no robotaxi upgrade - they were promised a car that “makes them money while they sleep.” Net present value of six figures, up to $200k for every used Tesla w FSD. Elon said in 2019. $TSLA $TSLAQ #timestamp electrek.co/2026/07/22/t...
Tesla still has no real plan for Hardware 3 owners promised FSD
On Tesla's Q2 earnings call, Elon Musk floated vague options but gave no concrete plan for the millions of Hardware 3 cars sold as self-driving capable.
electrek.co
Elon promised everyone a trip to the Red Planet. All the naive “Muskonomy” believers got was red ink… A fool and his money are soon parted, 21st century edition. Every IPO and post-IPO SpaceX shareholder is now underwater. $SPCX $SPCXQ $TSLA $TSLAQ #timestamp
Of course he did. On brand for Trump once again…. $DJT #goldenageoffraud Trump promoted companies on Truth Social days after buying their stocks edition.cnn.com/2026/07/16/u...
Trump promoted companies on Truth Social days after buying their stocks | CNN
Trump has promoted more than 20 companies on his Truth Social account days after buying stock in those firms, a CNN investigation found.
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Beyond comical: “Retail investors are now demanding that Elon Musk explain why the company keeps missing its own short-term goals…”. Were they living under a rock for 10+ years!? $TSLA $TSLAQ electrek.co/2026/07/16/t...
Tesla (TSLA) shareholders are begging Musk to explain missed goals
Tesla's top shareholder questions for Q2 2026 earnings are dominated by missed robotaxi goals, the HW3 FSD mess, and fear of a SpaceX merger.
electrek.co
One key example why Tesla‘s (in collaboration with SpaceX/xAI) semiconductor project called "Terafab" in Austin, TX will be dead on arrival: “TSMC to invest additional $100 billion in Arizona after second-quarter profit soars 77%” No rookie numbers. $TSLA $TSLAQ $SPCX www.cnbc.com/2026/07/16/t...
TSMC to invest additional $100 billion in Arizona after second-quarter profit soars 77%
TSMC announced a second-quarter profit, following its June revenue figures released earlier this week.
cnbc.com
Reminder: Don’t play with leveraged ETFs, today’s Lucid case is the latest example…: GraniteShares 2x Long $LCID Daily ETF (Nasdaq: LCDL) Fund Delisting – Negative NAV
No love lost between Apple $AAPL and OpenAI ;) www.macrumors.com/2026/07/10/a...
Apple Sues OpenAI for Stealing Trade Secrets to Build AI Hardware
Apple today accused OpenAI of stealing Apple trade secrets and intellectual property in its effort to develop an AI hardware device. In a lawsuit filed with the Northern District of California, Apple ...
macrumors.com
Failed Again. His business strategy has always been... 1.fuck it up 2.cash out 3.bankruptcy 4.blame 5.run away He is at "cash out" with The United States right now, and sooner or later he will start blaming JoeBama. Failed Feckin Eejit 🕗🕕🕓🕖
Objectively hilarious that this buffoon decided to start screaming communism in every speech.
USA TODAY@usatoday.com · 4w agoThe White House launched 25 Freedom Fuel gas stations, all selling fuel at $3.47 a gallon.
