tango after bedtime

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If you thought it was embarrassing to have your baby photos shown at your birthday party, you better hope your friends don't get the brilliant idea to "recreate" one of them with you. You might be stuck in your old high chair for a while... Art by me! 💤

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If you're visiting your parents' house, you better not whine about sleeping on the couch or they might just put you back into your old crib. Good thing you fit in your old diapers too, because you might just need them. Art by me! 💤

If you're the smallest in your friend group, your friends might tease you about it by calling you cute names, picking you up, or joking about putting you back in preschool. After getting a "generous" gift of baby supplies, you might start to wonder if you like being treated this way... Art by me! 💤

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Be careful what you say around some people. If you're being immature, they might unpack your old clothes and make you look like the age you're acting. Better fix the attitude before nature calls... Art by me! 💤

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If you have an accident in public, sometimes you gotta change into whatever is available... and if you're small enough, maybe you can fit into something a nearby mom keeps on hand for her toddler. Art by me! 💤

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