Happy 10th name day @tapestrybeast.bsky.social !! Nonna was nice enough to sing a tune for the occasion 😽 (🎨 by @grumpyfart.bsky.social, plus my sloppy music syncing; see original animated icon in the replies)

captain goat@tapestrybeast.bsky.social · 10h ago

Yesterday was my 10th name day 🎂 A decade of barristas seemingly tying themselves in knots to find novel and perplexing ways to mispronounce my legal name, even if I give them the two-letter version of it

Yesterday was my 10th name day 🎂 A decade of barristas seemingly tying themselves in knots to find novel and perplexing ways to mispronounce my legal name, even if I give them the two-letter version of it

A clowning org certainly would be the ones to create an advertisement that makes for a generally relatable post

When you dig up a song you liked 20 years ago on your potato laptop speakers, get a really good listen on 2026 headphones, and start seeing stars go by like you're going at Warp 8 Oh, also Time came along with you and suddenly the lyrics punch a hole in your chest music.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ0k...

Storm

YouTube video by Devin Townsend Project - Topic

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If I'm honest I'm disappointed to see people who should know better dogpiling someone who has created untold amounts of good and then came out and said "oh damn, I fucked up" over something that didn't actually hurt anyone or anything. Leave. That. Shit. On. Twitter. Control your fucking id.

I min-maxed my build on this game so obsessively that it would eventually get scrolling so fast my brain couldn't process it

Internet Archive@archive.org · 6d ago

🌈 2010. 🎶 Erasure's Always plays as you mash Z, chasing that high score 🏆 and your best sparkly unicorn life 🦄 ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK still runs thanks to preservation & emulation via Ruffle. Flash is gone 👋, but your favorite games don't have to be. 🌐 Play it now! archive.org/details/robo...

That video of the guy having an absolute meltdown because cleaning was used as a punishment when he was a kid, and now his living space is so trashed he is overwhelmed, and *pleading* for help - it made my heart ache in recognition, but so does all the compassion and kindness I'm seeing in response

Honestly I'm not really sure why The Odyssey managed to receive an R rating unless Nolan asked for one. It's got less blood than an average MCU movie. There might have been a lot of cussing to earn it, but I couldn't hear the dialogue over uhhhhh anything else in the film

I've been trying for weeks to hunt down the mega-pale foundation that Avatar's frontman uses because it looks better than clown white. Now I feel like an asshole because every product I like gets discontinued; I FINALLY figured out what he used, to discover it was formally discontinued a week ago

All my love to Berlin.

Pitching a merch line to a band that I've been drafting for no reason other than I'm weird and wondered enough about some things to realize that it was pretty neat on paper, actually, and I would pay gobs of money for it if I had the option Really doing this, screaming / crying / throwing up

As much marketing as Ghost did for Skeletá I'm honestly shocked at the utter lack of it for the movie they're showing in frigging IMAX theaters. Tickets have been on sale for over 13 hours now and almost all the theaters in the DC area have 2-4 seats sold for every showing for the whole 5 day run

Me while younger zoomers and older alphas are posting videos about "vintage films" (from like the late 90s) with comments like "an older couple is moving in" (about actors who were 32 years old during filming)

Spiderman Dies Thanks Avengers

Alt: Spider-man turning into dust and blowing away on the wind, while Iron Man looks on

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Ah! That's why the TNG episode "Sarek" makes me want to walk into the sea, never to return

I'm always late to the party but Kittie's comeback album is, well, Fire. Annnnnnd of course they played near me a few days ago, and their next gig is fuckin Wacken lmao

We traveled to Glasgow this past February to see Avatar play the Barrowlands Ballroom. Next March, @sphrog.bsky.social and Ashes will be traveling to London to see them again - this time for a 10th anniversary performance of their concept album "Feathers & Flesh" in full at the Royal Albert Hall

I stumbled across something while working on Ashes The pedagogue who broke me was a student and colleague of a French clown pedagogue who was famous for being so cruel he triggered PTSD flashbacks in his students Idk why she only targeted ME, but there it is. It's an actual accepted technique >:(

captain goat@tapestrybeast.bsky.social · 3mo ago

I am, according to the world-renowned pedagogue who taught said class, not a clown, but a pretty mascot in an expensive costume who nobody can care about. I am not sure what to do with that. (Exhaustion won out half way through writing this follow-up)

The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social

Big ol screaming klaxon for my #Dimension20 friends: Their new trailer is very, very bad for photosensitivity. It's rare mine is aggravated by something on a small screen like a cell phone, but this one made me full-body react.

We are a couple episodes into the latest season of Dimension 20, and as someone whose first TTRPG was Demon: The Fallen, watching a group of professional TTRPGers play Vampire: The Masquerade apparently without even passing knowledge of the World of Darkness is *wild* lmao

I have tornado OCD that I would not admit to my therapist. I've never seen a single frame more insane than this. -Tornado that just ate another tornado -The Dominator flying toward it at ~90mph -Idiot tornado-chasing in an IncEl Camino, reaching for a high-five from the speeding Dominator

You are a dog. The human who puts kibble in your bowl has cut your beautiful talons and insisted on wiping the inside of your ears once again. Question: Is it a reasonable response to these indignities to roll in bird shit? y/n

Day 2 of Extreme Heat Warning in Maryland, and our roads are collapsing. Please note the time and temperature / heat index. It's 43C at 9:15pm for those of you who aren't in the US.

One of the most slapstick elements of being a beekeeper is people sending photos rhaosodizing about how nice they were to a "bee" and thinking "Friend, you were handling a physical manifestation of hatred on our plane and you are lucky as someone could possibly be" Beekeeper commentary in alt text.

I just zoomed in on the art for a Ghost shirt I'm considering and realized that there's a fricking Toblerone on Vee's vanity. This is incredible

It'd be cool to live somewhere that wasn't so far in the sticks that people say "Wow, you drove two hours for this concert?!" at the closest mid-sized concert venue

I graduated college ~15 years ago. I switched majors, so I attended for 5 years + 1 semester. I just did the math, and my 11 semesters there cost about the same as students paid for ONLY last year. This school doesn't even have a football team and they're charging 3 bedroom house prices for a BA

Bizarre feeling for the weight mgmt doc I started going to a few years ago because my PCOS was out of control to call me "damn near skeletal" and ask for reports from my therapist proving that I don't have an ED. My BMI is 24.7 "Overweight" starts at 25.1 Betrayed by my male Draenei bone structure

Since Mina the Hollower is trending, I'm just going to take a moment to remind people that Jake Kaufman stole $77k in 2016 from his NUREN Kickstarter that he never produced a single content update for Also Yacht Club Games deletes comments about him and NUREN so they know about it Happy Gaming!