Sizzlin' Snakes
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Y'know the best part about sizzlin' snakes? You can never tell when they're hissing or cooking. 26 | They/Them | Bsc Geoscience| Paleontology Studier | Overall nerd | Posts amateur Paleoart & Creature Design | Hobbyist Illustrator
Little portfolio post. I like to draw creatures and stuff. Mostly paleoart, sometimes fantasy art, Pokémon fan art and other fandom art
Drawing some of my favorite extinct animals, works in progress
You rarely see palaeoart in fine art setting. Albeit the title "The Postosuchus predation of truth and decency" is one hell of a title
Went down to Edelman Fossil Park & Museum earlier this month (🧵)
Photos I took at the Academy of Natural Sciences in Philly, two weeks before it closed (🧵)
Kind of funny how the new world has more gators than crocs & the old world has more crocs than gators. The old world also has gavials to make up for only having one gator
Chrysocolla sounds like a butterfly species, and is just as delicate and mesmerizing. Commonly found with glorious-green copper minerals like malachite, you just can't help but fall in love with these interference colors. Vote the copper beauty this round! #MinCup26 ⚒️
3 to 4 ingredient cocktail for today (counting or not counting simple syrup) 2 oz Turning Point Strait Bourbon (can substitute with Kirkland Bourbon) 1 oz coffee liqueur 1 shot grenadine Bar spoon of simple syrup (optional)
Penn State would sell cocaine out the book store if they could
Penn State being asked to not cut undergrad and graduate programs instead of selling blow and protecting sex criminals
Penn State is cool with financing cocaine sales through the Northeast corridor but having AC in all the dorms is out of the budget
Acerian Aerodactyl A relict population of Aerodactyl recently discovered on a remote island It's believed that they might be closer to the true appearance of ancient Aerodactyl, rather than those first revived in the Kanto region Evolves into Aeranodon #pokemon #fakemonfriday #smaugust
Kukri snakes are so cool: they exapted their unusual egg shell-slicing teeth for taking chunks out of prey, like eviscerating toads to avoid their poisonous glands. This makes them the only (afaik) snakes which can effectively prey upon vertebrates too large to swallow!
At some point in the past I drew this unfeathered and very judgemental Deinonychus. I can only apologise for my actions.
Flawna & Sproose Moose Pokémon of Aceria. Males of this species have large sets of antlimbs. Both sexes possess these antlimbs upon mega evolution #pokemon #fakemon #fakemonart #pokemonwiwa #pokemonwindswaves #pokemonart #pokemonfanart
Drifleet An evolution of the Pokémon Drifblim. Achieved when a Drifblim defeats enough Pokémon in a specific area Ghost/Flying It has been said Drifleet shuttle lost spirits home #pokemon #fakemon #fakemonart #pokemonwiwa #pokemonwindswaves #pokemonart #pokemonfanart
Ducklett regional variant Acerian Ducklett are Dragon/Water type bird Pokémon noted for sexual dimorphism. Males hoard shiny objects to impress others. Both evolve into the highly aggressive Gosilisk #Pokémon #fakemon #pokemonart #fakemonart #pokemonwindswaves #pokemonwiwa #smaugust
I saw art of a Meraxes (the dinosaur) fighting a dragon earlier today (well, more like about to be killed by it), and I wanted to say I don’t think I’ll ever be over the concept of real animals fighting dragons.
How the first human who killed a big cat genuinely felt:
Lichiwoodo A Sudowoodo evolution Exposure to a strange lichen grants Sudowoodo the Grass typing and strange nature powers #pokemon #fakemon #pokemonart #fakemonart #pokemonwindswaves #pokemonwiwa
How the first human who killed a big cat genuinely felt:
Whelklub & Abulwark Fighting Conch Pokémon with powerful weapon weaponized shells #pokemon #fakemon #pokemonart #fakemonart #pokemonwiwa #pokemonwindswaves
Ducklett regional variant Acerian Ducklett are Dragon/Water type bird Pokémon noted for sexual dimorphism. Males hoard shiny objects to impress others. Both evolve into the highly aggressive Gosilisk #Pokémon #fakemon #pokemonart #fakemonart #pokemonwindswaves #pokemonwiwa #smaugust