Ms Montane
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Like if SpongeBob and Sideshow Bob spawned
I've always read Jasper Fforde's Thursday Next series as surreal comedy but this time round it seems remarkably prescient and pretty on the nose
Are all content creators ADHD or just all the ones I watch?
Tate with chronic shits in solitary is a great thing to think about
You look at the current situation and think, 'How is it possible to take aim and shoot yourself up your own arse with your own gun?' but such a question wildly underestimates the arrogance and delusional thinking of our rulers
How much do we know about how people choose the stones that become megaliths? If the stones are ancestors, there must be some divining element involved? Is there any work done on this in Madagascar etc? #StandingStoneSunday #I❤️Megaliths
For #StandingStoneSunday, the skyline of the Callanish stones on the Isle of Lewis, Scotland, on a bright morning last year 📸 Mine 🏺 #archaeology
Wow, so the brave new world of change and people first blah blah blah will be founded on expanding our weapons industry. So cool. So very cool This fucker is Blair 2.0
It's so absolutely fucking insane that we were told that overpopulation was the world's number one problem and now suddenly we need babies, babies, babies White cisgender babies of course
That Yenor thinks women are less aggressive? I challenge him to come over here and say that 🤛😡🤜 But he would never, coz he's a cringing ball sack terrified by his own inadequacy as all misogynists are #SmashThePatriarchy
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I don't have a lot of faith in Burnham, but the fact that he mentioned ending street sleeping first thing I liked
Wow everyone I've bored about ancient greek shit for the past 50 years is telling me what The Odyssey is about
Our only hope at this point is that Charlie Brooker is writing a new show featuring a series of utopian futures
Who could have imagined that Palantir's software for the NHS would turn out to be useless and Mandelson's involved too Yum yum
Palantir’s Deepest Darkest Secret Exposed
I made these Fake Oyster Card stickers to put over your real Oyster card so it looks fake but still works. It's a massive waste of everyone's time, including yours, and you can get it from my shop: spellingmistakescostlives.com/shop
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My hard of hearing neighbour has EastEnders on at top decibels. I don't know what they are saying, I can just hear people shouting at each other in east London accents. Just like it was growing up in Walthamstow