Kai
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the mountain goats if they were in the Gryps conflict: you’ve got to build more Rick Dias brother
his retreat to maralago in the biden term let him build a roster of real freaks that would most certainly not have been in his administration, had trump 2 started in 20. on the other hand this version of trump 2 we actually got has largely discredited american democracy abroad so, silver linings
joe biden winning the 2020 election was by far the worst possible outcome and you can't convince me otherwise
other friends: just got engaged : ) me: well first of all pikachu isn't even a top 100 pokemon design,
Hey I started a web serial this Monday based on an old sorta battle manga esque idea I had as a teenager, check it out and if you have an account on this embarrassing site feel free to follow or like it or whatever else, I’m falling apart man I need this www.royalroad.com/fiction/2010...
Obsidian
(Cover art source: MetOp-A satellite flare May 26 2019 by Jud Mccranie https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/) The year is 2200, after decades of shelling from a corrosive material known as B...
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My moneys on the brewers winning it all because baseball is the sport of alcoholics
Some of my mean-spirited friends posted me on r/ladyboners and the ladies were very cruel about my appearance and general vibe but then they put me on the gay one and I was declared smokeshow of the week, which seems like it would make me feel better but it actually made it worse
[trying to get my buddy to come hang out with me] yooo dude we’re going to the monastery! I’m gonna free myself of attachment. After that we’re gonna eat a three course meal comprised of different types of vegetarian soup and or stew. Don’t be lame man we can get drunk any other weekend!
Bro come on you can't let your whole life be subject to the fell premonition
[smoking a cig outside the bar talking to someone I don’t really know] yeah I’m working at spirit, pay’s shit but I copied the managers key so I let freaks come inside and freeuse freddy fazbear. $15 a pop. I’m barely making a profit though cause my brother’s addicted to narcan. Love the guy though.
Talking with a woman at the bar only to later reject her upon the realization that her involvement in my life would disrupt my attempt to follow the noble eightfold path
When we meet future trunks we are filled with doubt. Questions of his parentage, what his aims are, and a question remains more illusive than the rest: if his life sucks so bad why does he have that shit on? Despite his sword appearing as Excalibur, this positions him as Lancelot
Really funny part of the box car kids books that no one talks about is that after the first book is all just these poor orphans living on the point of destitute starvation, like immediately the next book and on, after gaining a loving home, become roving detectives
When someone tries to explain a minor plot point from the later animorphs books to me
Mark fisher is proof that you can spend years in academia supposedly sharpening your theoretical mind but like everyone who hears burial for the first time, he just went, “Damn… this is like the past or some shit!”
If John brown were alive today he would say “oughhhh, I’m so old, it hurts, it hurts so bad!” lol I’m just playing, have a blessed morning.
Went into my portfolio and found this story, I don’t think anywhere would publish it and I’d like people to see it. It’s called At Night, The Stars Fizzle Like Pop Rocks. It’s very evil. Enjoy!
My unseemly nephew Fortunato has attempted once again to ensorcel me with a game of chance. I will fall for no such tricks, as I have fed both of us hemlock, ensuring our deaths are to come. It is only with this act that the japes will end.
There should've been a fifth ninja turtle with a white bandana named Vivaldi who his thing was he was always afraid. His weapon should've been an iron maiden
I do think labeling Sheeran as a Zionist is unfair, there is nothing to suggest he is even capable of forming an ideological opinion on anything that doesn’t give him money. That’s like calling my cat Zionist because he doesn’t follow bds. He has no clue what any of that means!
My buddy told me that the most spiritually dignified death for a citizen of Kakin is to be ripped in half for no reason by a creature that looks like a sick dog from a giger painting. The least dignified death comes from being shot in the face by a noble below 7th in succession
Gon during the chimera ant arc of hxh is the closest a manga has gotten to making the main character of it King Von