Next year’s fantasy baseball team name has arrived.
onion person@junlper.beer · yesterdaysuspiciously green bananas is sadly one of the funniest things i’ve read in awhile
Taylor Young
@taylorcyoung.bsky.social
Just another BFA/JD appellate lawyer. Skully doodles and other art at @skullylawyer.bsky.social and on IG @skullylawyer. he/him
onion person@junlper.beer · yesterdaySo this is Sam Sheepdog and his frenemy Ralph Wolf. You probably thought it was Wile E. Coyote, but his nose is black. So that’s how you tell the difference between a coyote and a wolf. Nose color. TMYK
No cheating. Post your lock screen.
Jas 🪶🐻🦉🇺🇸🇨🇦@itistherealjas.bsky.social · yesterdayNo cheating. Post your lock screen.
Let’s find out: Do white people wash them in the shower? Yes = Not Part of the Leg No = Part of the Leg
post malone ergo propter malone@proptermalone.bsky.social · 2d agoa question that is bitterly dividing my household: are feet part of the leg?
Bluesky is sportsball app now. Get into it or get out of the way! Also, the Mendoza trade is going to have crazy luxury tax implications. The Blue Sox had to get him off their books. Jus sayin.
Seth Rosenthal@sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 2d agooh no the Blue Sox are trading Jackston Fuxley for Hjonwald Mendoza!!!! this is what you sound like
After the Dodgers were swept in the 2023 playoffs, they massively increased payroll—incurring $275M in payroll luxury tax penalties for 2024 and 2025. They currently owe more than $1.1B in deferred money to 9 players. #bskyissportsballnow #mlbliberalbubble
Taylor Young@taylorcyoung.bsky.social · 2d agoI’m sorry that my DBacks swept the Dodgers in the 2023 playoffs, prompting LA to destroy major league baseball. #MLBTrades #Lockout
First, I was told that putting a period in a text was aggressive. Then, short and long sentences means AI. Next, they’ll tell me to ditch the rule of threes.
Anthony Michael Kreis@anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 2d agoI saw someone say that sentence length variation is a sign of AI. I’m just out here like, no:
I’m sorry that my DBacks swept the Dodgers in the 2023 playoffs, prompting LA to destroy major league baseball. #MLBTrades #Lockout
Democrats are held to impossible standards. Republicans are held to none.
#HappyMusic #MusicChallenge Day 3 Me First And The Gimme Gimmes — Dancing Queen youtu.be/psl8vvVhtbk?...
Dancing Queen
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#HappyMusic #MusicChallenge Day 2 Puddles Pity Party — Dancing Queen
Puddles Pity Party - Dancing Queen (ABBA Cover)
YouTube video by Puddles Pity Party
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Remember when David Hogg was running for DNC chair and the establishment stepped in and said we needed a responsible adult and then gave us Ken Martin, who throws his phone at his staffers? Also the DNC is $2 million in debt. But centrists still demand they should be in charge.
But now I find myself thinking: if *anything* gets me to quit teaching, it will be this. Because if kids are losing the ability to think, speak, write, and even just 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 on their own… What are we doing? I'm not in the business of grading robots. But I'm also not giving up. Not yet. /Fin
This 🧵is required reading.
Kayleigh Diaz @kayleighdiaz.com · last wk.29 | In an industry that is increasingly becoming saturated with AI-generated content, how do you feel about the importance of art & human creativity? (If this reads like an essay prompt, yes. Sorry. Teacher. 😅) Also, how do you fight against it? #SummerOfStories #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompt
Bonus #Short&Quick #MusicChallenge video of Glen Hansard. Same song, but this time he doesn’t break a string. Instead, he dodges traffic in a parking lot. He had the heart and skills of true busker. What a loss.
Glen Hansard welcomes us to FingerPrints with a little busking
YouTube video by bryannelle
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Taylor Young@taylorcyoung.bsky.social · last wk.For today’s #Short&Quick #MusicChallenge I present the incomparable Glen Hansard who died today in a motorcycle accident. This is an amazing performance of a great song where he breaks a string and just retunes the other four while still playing. RIP Glen Hansard — Say It To Me Now (2:46)
Last month, Glen Hansard was on Track Star*. Great stories. Worth the watch alone for the story he tells about his relationship with Eddie Vedder, which starts at 4:27.
Testing Glen Hansard’s Music Knowledge | Track Star*
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Taylor Young@taylorcyoung.bsky.social · last wk.For today’s #Short&Quick #MusicChallenge I present the incomparable Glen Hansard who died today in a motorcycle accident. This is an amazing performance of a great song where he breaks a string and just retunes the other four while still playing. RIP Glen Hansard — Say It To Me Now (2:46)
For today’s #Short&Quick #MusicChallenge I present the incomparable Glen Hansard who died today in a motorcycle accident. This is an amazing performance of a great song where he breaks a string and just retunes the other four while still playing. RIP Glen Hansard — Say It To Me Now (2:46)
Glen Hansard - Say It To Me Now - CARDINAL SESSIONS
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Taylor Young@taylorcyoung.bsky.social · last wk.Me at 0:13—what’s up with his guitar Me at 2:36—that explains it Grieving the loss of an amazing and authentic songwriter and performer. Gone too soon. We will miss the genius and passion of Glen Hansard.
Losing Glen Hansard today put me in mind of my brother—another guy who made his living singing and playing guitar. They both left us far too soon.
Taylor Young@taylorcyoung.bsky.social · 11mo agoHe made his living entertaining people in restaurants and bars. The pandemic put him out of work. A Xanax cut with fentanyl killed him.
Me at 0:13—what’s up with his guitar Me at 2:36—that explains it Grieving the loss of an amazing and authentic songwriter and performer. Gone too soon. We will miss the genius and passion of Glen Hansard.
Glen Hansard - When Your Mind's Made Up (Once) live at Michelle Records
YouTube video by Doreen
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