gonna start gaslighting my friends via post saving

I need a deep fried laser eyes version of my pfp to react with

not being able to see who saved your posts so you can block them is the worst

I got chicken and salmon at whole foods and the chicken had feathers and the salmon had scales, what is going on

engagement bait time! like to make me smile, comment to customize my emotional reaction, and repost if you're brave enough to rely on strangers for your neurochemical balance!!

if I have a hard copy of a book do you think it's wrong to pirate an ebook version? ofc if the author is dead then you should pirate freely!

went to a coffee shop and they had a touch screen to order but I had my two kids to deal with so I couldn't manage and they got so visibly annoyed that I had to order from a person....

have yall heard about porn? some of this shit is actually crazy

I need to spectate some sort of messy lesbian wrestling 🫠

i would wholeheartedly love being 6'4 and clocky if it weren't for 99% of people I meet

I'm your scheming vizier's scheming vizier

anyone else sickened by social media personalities justifying their over the top consumptive excesses by saying they've dreamt of it for a long time?

big shout out to lesbians who were born with pussies who accept trans lesbians, big tomato to those who don't, small tomato to those who do but only kinda and without real meaning behind it

not now kitten, mommy cant tell if this is /srs or /j

sorry I’m so grumpy today, I just contracted rabies 🙄

if anyone early in transition sees this, START LASER I wish so bad I'd started a year sooner. it takes so long to start hitting. (or whatever beard removal technique that works for your body and situation)

my last laser session fucking HIT, so many dead hairs to pull

if you're secretly hot you have to tell me

I took my kids on a bike ride and we stumbled onto this big gorgeous basilica and it was entirely surrounded by parking lots and poibtlessly wide roads, I love America baby!!!

my dog just did an insane diarrhea on a church lawn. I did my best to clean it up but like.... pray for rain

face reveal got more likes than my thirst trap, what is wrong with you freaks

just a Kim looking for her hole I mean her Courtney

Josephine "beckbook.com" Riesman@josie.zone · 2y ago

The two genders

it is impossible to say this without sounding like a snob but it does kinda suck having a favored tattoo style that is only popular in europe

like

amber grease@tayuh.bike · 4d ago

I just got a tank top at uniqlo with a built in bra that makes my tits look twice as big I stg

I just got a tank top at uniqlo with a built in bra that makes my tits look twice as big I stg

when the time comes I will be going to the shelter and letting whatever freak wants pick me, but the allure of picking a black cat is UNDENIABLE

the satisfaction of pulling dozens of beard hairs out for last time almost makes all the dysphoria worth it