to be loved is to be changed (ancient diaper proverb)

this email could have been a song I made up for my dog

spend 5 minutes with any cartoonist and they will drop some insanely bad take

smokin on that shit that makes me discoverable to other devices on my local network

im strokin shit they thought was unstrokable

telling my dog I have clout

NEVER looking at who likes my posts because I’m shy

choose your character class

They’re kissing my ass to death in smoochie woochie chat

Ive never slept before is it scary

when I’m forced to shake someones hand

opening up a can of poop ass

when I hear a song its like music to my ears

filing a patent on something I call “jacking off”

im a girl on my dads side

Ok if those are the only tools I can probably figure it out from here tbh

hey friend sorry I killed your plant out of respect I have stopped imagining our future wedding (for 1 day only)

they should invent kissing

your mind. wow

power armor boob sweat

why is discord telling me to "try orbs". I will never try orbs

This is my daughter Ruby Ridge. And my son Waco Siege

is your bf crate trained

opening my skull with a can opener just to see whats in here

basing my entire personality on the diced onion that I dropped in my tube top

wasian civilizations near me wasian empire business hours wasian kingdoms open now

jurassic park but they’re cloning my one comfortable bra

I have about 3 minutes to start and finish a 2 hour nap