Scott Crotum, PhD
@tdickyb.bsky.social
Philly sports sufferer - Go Birds 📍 Delco
just to make sure we’re all on the same page for general election season, let’s brush up on our white boy arabic: -inshallah-“if god allows,” or “lord willing” used BEFORE something good happens -mashallah-“what god has willed,” or “good things come from god” used AFTER something good happens
There’s only one way Haley Stevens can pull out a win. That’s right. Oklahoma drill vs a freight train. Get that hand in the dirt. Low man wins.
Good to see Stevens getting her ass kicked like the racist little bridge troll she is.
There are people who *like* Jalen who probably think he’s a bit better than he is. There are people who *don’t like* Jalen and will rank him lower than he should be The truth is likely somewhere in the middle Thanks for coming to my TED talk
Anyone with a set of eyes and a half functioning brain understands he’s somewhere in the top 10, and that he’ll likely drop a bit if asked to throw more. Move on.
I can’t do the Jalen Hurts discourse this year. He’s a fine QB. Can we accept that and move on
Josh Shapiro is directly responsible for covering up the murder of Ellen Greenberg
What’s the crime? A few succulent small beers?
The Athletic@theathletic.com · 6d agoA police officer found an “open bottle of an alcoholic beverage” in Tony Romo’s car when the lead CBS NFL analyst and former Dallas Cowboys quarterback was arrested last week, according to documents from the Milwaukee County Sheriff’s Office. nyti.ms/4pLndq2
Look, I dislike Romo as much as the next guy, but you’re not going to turn me against road sodas.
The Athletic@theathletic.com · 6d agoA police officer found an “open bottle of an alcoholic beverage” in Tony Romo’s car when the lead CBS NFL analyst and former Dallas Cowboys quarterback was arrested last week, according to documents from the Milwaukee County Sheriff’s Office. nyti.ms/4pLndq2
ever wake up to a group chat that’s already halfway down the block with a lit sparkler in its teeth before you can get your coffee down
the lexapro ramp up insomnia is real friends. i forgot about that.
Oh 60 minutes landed Douthat? What a steal dude. He looks like if a baby got physically larger but kept all of the weird physical features of a toddler. Now I have to tune in.
Good to see stroll squeezing everything he can out of this upgrade
Frantically tuning in to hear the opinion of the scam artist Knicks fan who kept his sex pest dad gainfully employed
treb@treblaw.bsky.social · 2w agospike eskin's reaction to LeBron signing is one of the most embarrassing Philly sports moments in the last 30 years
REACHER IN PHILLY. REACHER RIDES THE BROAD STREET LINE. HOLY SHIT
Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard@collinwoodard.bsky.social · 2w ago🚨 new reacher trailer just dropped 🚨
