Teak
@teakstilts.bsky.social
Games • Fitness • Crafts || Dedicated dog dad || ENFJ-A ♑🏳️🌈 || 34 || #Barberschool || CO || Sometimes adult content
How many ppl can say they pulled a hamstring during a job interview? At least one 😂
Are we physically incapable of putting dual water fountains at gyms more than .00001cm apart?
If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.
RIP to a motherfucking icon.
An oreo ice cream sandwich is still a breakfast sandwich if consumed in the morning, right?
Hard to find clothes that fit! Been meaning to draw a Maned Wolf for a while now.
I did good today and basically lived off fruits and veggies, then undid it all by eating way too many cheese balls
HEARTBREAKING: Someone you genuinely care about has the worst taste in porn ever
No cheating. Post your lock screen.. I just think he's neat 😅
No cheating, post your lock screen