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The guy who invented eggs

one time I was listening to an M83 song and it was all somber and dramatic and after a couple mins some quiet talking samples came in which made it sound all epic and ~important~ but I eventually noticed that the voice was Charles Barkley and I just had another window open with a halftime show going

I drank a bunch of coffee and yet I am still tired and sleepy. When one considers the amount of suffering the sun sets on daily he cannot help but think it had been better if the world were as smooth and lifeless as the moon

Lebron only plays for the hometown teams of the places I've lived. we're just a couple'a ohio boys on our journeys, separate...but together. There is basically no difference between him and me really ✨

Bild

Lol welp, once again my will to endure has become inextricably bound to the strands of consciousness that flow through all living beings…and yet once again I must answer for man’s avarice 🤦‍♂️

here's my truth: I don't really like Street Fighter III: Third Strike. I tried, I really did. I don't play fighting games to "git gud" at them so the parry system, while obviously awesome objectively, just isnt that interesting for me. but the biggest problem - by far - is that I just hate the music

everyone is mad at me for abandoning peace and following the path of the warrior. they're mad because of how I started adhering to my family's sacred vow of vengeance against our rival clan. even tho they fucking betrayed us in centuries past