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ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝓣𝐑𝐘 𝑵𝑶𝑻 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 𝐀𝐍 𝗜𝗗𝗜𝗢𝗧 . 𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗧𝗪𝗢 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝑮𝑶𝑵𝑬, 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄'𝐒 𝙉𝙊 𝙊𝙉𝙀 𝐋𝐄𝐅𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 「 * 𝑵𝑬𝑼𝑻𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑶 𝑻𝑯𝑹𝑶𝑵𝑬 」 ...

─╌ ‎𝕶𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆.@dimensionx.bsky.social · 10mo ago

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ... 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝙇𝙄𝙏𝙏𝙇𝙀 𝙊𝙇𝘿 𝙄𝘾𝙆𝙔 𝙈𝙀 .ᐟ

Leg lift.

❝ You work for me. ❞ Regina, truthfully, didn’t have to give her a choice. She could have easily just as well went through with it without warning. But just this once, the wicked queen was with honor. Simple honor, though it was.

Surge • Nariko@tenrecastraphobia.bsky.social · 5mo ago

“Oh yeah? What’s the catch?” Hands on her hips now, eyeing the Iron Queen.

❝ Then let me offer you this. My powers don’t only control machines. They also enhance them. Make them stronger. ❞ Regina recalled her spell on Monkey Khan’s cybernetics. It wasn’t just a takeover. Each hit was harder, each blow was quicker. He was improved. She could be too.

Surge • Nariko@tenrecastraphobia.bsky.social · 5mo ago

“…that’s the only way to get rid of it, yeah.” Surge replies, arms folding.

❝ Because those things make me angry too. And the only way to get rid of all the anger is more power. That’s what it seems like, yes? ❞ Regina keeps on circling around, almost like a vulture. She seems to be speaking truthfully, from the core of her own soul.

Surge • Nariko@tenrecastraphobia.bsky.social · 5mo ago

“A lot. Sonic, Eggman, manipulation…why?” Surge queries, keeping her eyes on Regina.

❝ What makes you angry, Surge? ❞ Regina begins to pace around her, taking her sweet time with every step she takes. It’s a leisurely but calculated stroll.

Surge • Nariko@tenrecastraphobia.bsky.social · 5mo ago

“Surge.” The tenrec replied, keeping her own eyes trained on Regina’s own.

Hi Mobius. If you think you’re safe, you’re not. :3

ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ︵ ㅤㅤ➣ㅤㅤ𝕮𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 —— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝕯𝑹𝑨𝑮𝑶𝑵. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ︶ ㅤ

✧⌣⋆⌢ ⌌ ┆ ⠀𝕷ᴜᴍᴇɴ 𝕯ʀᴀᴄᴏɴɪs.@securisrune.bsky.social · last yr.

ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤCᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇғɪɴɪᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏғ 𝑫𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑬𝑫 , ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤA 𝑭𝑨𝑪𝑬 ᴏғ ɴᴏ ᴀᴘᴘᴇᴛɪᴛᴇ.ᐟ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ﹂ ✧ ﹁ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ⠀⠀⠀ㅤ⠀Fᴏʀ I'ᴍ ᴛʜᴇ 𝑷𝑰𝑪𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑬 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤWʜᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʀᴀɢɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ 𝑺𝑪𝑹𝑰𝑩𝑬.ᐟ ㅤ

Freeze your braiiiiinnnnnnnn

❝ It’s the Double Gulp Cups. You use the Double Gulp Cups to encase the demons and then you put it in like a bag and then throw it into the river to free them. ❞

𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐍 𝐑𝐎𝐘𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐘 ( new 📌 )@freedom-fighters.bsky.social · 5mo ago

"WE NEED THEIR GUIDANCE. . . . do you have their number? do they have vacuums or something for the demons?"

❝ I KNOW SOME GUYS — I KNOW SOME GUYS WHO HAVE LIKE HOMEMADE DEMON EXORCISM GEAR. THEY LIVE OUTSIDE OF 7/11. I TRUST THEM. ❞

𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐍 𝐑𝐎𝐘𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐘 ( new 📌 )@freedom-fighters.bsky.social · 5mo ago

"OH MY GOSH-- DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? WE NEED TO GO TO WALMART AND TRY TO GET THE DEMONS TO MOVE ON--" 😭 sally what the hell.

❝ Girl, check this out, check this out. There are apparently demons all over Walmarts. The original were made on like ancient Echidna burial grounds and now they’re just following every chain. It’s like all over TikTok. That’s why so many people go missing in Walmart. The demons look like this. ❞

𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐍 𝐑𝐎𝐘𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐘 ( new 📌 )@freedom-fighters.bsky.social · 5mo ago

"the second anybody slurps those noodles they'll need an exorcist. the walmart is haunted and i always knew that the vibes were off. . . maybe i should submit a review to warn people of the dangers of the noodle cup."

❝ Yeah, I think if you probably slurped the noodles inside, you would probably get possessed or something. Someone should call an exorcist or the SCP or whoever. I just know I’m never going back to that specific Walmart. ❞

𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐍 𝐑𝐎𝐘𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐘 ( new 📌 )@freedom-fighters.bsky.social · 5mo ago

"you know what? that's /really/ valid! weirder things have happened in walmart, so i completely believe you! i knew i shouldn't have touched that ramen cup. it's probably got demonic energy on it now."

❝ I WANTED to cook it, but then I got distracted because there was a kid yodeling in the next aisle. I started making a break for it out of the store because I thought he was summoning some demonic entity. You think shit like that doesn’t happen in a Walmart? It does and I wasn’t going to risk it! ❞

𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐍 𝐑𝐎𝐘𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐘 ( new 📌 )@freedom-fighters.bsky.social · 5mo ago

[ ace attorney music ] "then why was the ramen noodle cup cold when i touched it? did you cook it and leave it there for somebody else to find? i need answers."

FUUUU-UUUUUUUUUUUCK!

..𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯' 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺. 🧡@ratchetrabbit.bsky.social · 5mo ago

y'ah fuckin' bungled it

❝ I . . . used my technomagic to make the microwave work without an outlet. I’ve been doing this for a year until now and no one’s noticed . . . ❞

𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐍 𝐑𝐎𝐘𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐘 ( new 📌 )@freedom-fighters.bsky.social · 5mo ago

"now-- . . . girl, why would you leave your ramen cup in a display microwave? was there an outlet nearby to plug it in?"

. . . Shiiiiiiiiit. [ Regina knows where she left her ramen cup. And you would too, if you read Iron Queen Goes To Walmart Issue #5! ]

𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐍 𝐑𝐎𝐘𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐘 ( new 📌 )@freedom-fighters.bsky.social · 5mo ago

. . . . . . i have news for you!

Has anyone seen my ramen cup?

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝓖𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝗔𝗚𝗔𝗜𝗡 , 𝑨𝑮𝑮𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑺𝑰𝑽𝑬 𝑨𝑴𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑩𝑰𝑨𝑵 ── 𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐋𝐋 𝐍𝐎𝐓 「 * 𝗙𝗢𝗜𝗟 」 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝙋𝙇𝘼𝙉 .ᐟ

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑.@theshredder.bsky.social · 12mo ago

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝗧𝗢𝗡𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 , 𝐈 𝑫𝑰𝑵𝑬 𝐎𝐍 ─ 𝙏𝙐𝙍𝙏𝙇𝙀 𝙎𝙊𝙐𝙋 .ᐟ 𓂅ˎˊ˗

❝ Regina. ❞ The Iron Queen tilts her head ever so slightly, resting her eyes on the tenrec’s own. Her lip curls to the right. ❝ What’s yours? ❞

Surge • Nariko@tenrecastraphobia.bsky.social · 5mo ago

That…is creeping Surge out more. “…y’got a name?”

❝ mm. ❞ Regina just smiles — oddly. She doesn’t exactly make a move. All she does is smile in the most unnerving manner that she can.

Surge • Nariko@tenrecastraphobia.bsky.social · 5mo ago

“…oh. Uhh, then forget y’heard that.”

. . . She remains stone-faced. ❝ My dear. Until now, I wasn’t aware that you had any. ❞

Surge • Nariko@tenrecastraphobia.bsky.social · 5mo ago

“…” She doesn’t like the sound of that. “…stay outta my ‘systems’. It doesn’t end well.”

❝ A gross simplification. The tribe I belonged to mastered the ability to manipulate electronic signals from just about everywhere. It was an art that could be fine tuned to tap into the very elements of nature itself. But their practices were lost to time. I alone carry their legacy. ❞

Surge • Nariko@tenrecastraphobia.bsky.social · 5mo ago

“…what’s your schtick anyways? Just controlling bots like the Zeti do?”

Uses her technomancy on the nearest electronic device. It’s like fishing. She’s bound to pick up something good eventually.

❝ Whatever you say… ❞

Surge • Nariko@tenrecastraphobia.bsky.social · 5mo ago

“N’ yet my point stands.”

❝ My word, is there a Mobian who doesn’t praise that hedgehog like the world revolves around him? ❞

𝐍𝐢𝐧𝐞 || 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐅𝐨𝐱@knownasnine.bsky.social · 5mo ago

“Sonic hasn’t mentioned you so I can only assume you’re not as hardened as you believe.”